detroit oyster

A used condom.

My roommate keeps leaving Detroit Oysters on top of the bathroom trash.

by MizterPink May 3, 2018

detroit cream

When 3 or more guy eat each others cum

The guys had a detroit cream.

by Theraven294 May 17, 2018

Detroit Smasheroo

A more powerful version of the OG detroit smash. This phrase is used for when your annoying friend comes along and you want to kick his booty but you'll get in toruble, you say detroit smasheroo and it smites them.

Jeff come back Im sorry I Detroit smasherood you.

by Jeff come back im sorry February 16, 2019

Detroit

The city that caused the majority of Michigan’s population to avoid 8-mile

The city that everyone says is getting better, but really isn’t

Where everyone in Michigan says they’re from, even though almost no one lives there

Crime and murder is high, but at least we have the Red Wings

P1: Where are you from?

P2: Detroit

P1: My friend lives there, he says that it’s not as bad as everyone says

P2: Well he’s wrong

by GenZConservative June 16, 2019

Detroit Rake Snake

A sexual act in which someone inserts the handle of a rake into another's anus after dipping it in super glue and proceeds to handcuff them to the bumper of a car before starting the car.

Jim: What's your girlfriend doing in the emergency room?
Steve: Gave her the ol' Detroit Rake Snake

by W@yne Kerr January 24, 2020

Detroit Tune-up

When you put gasoline in your hand, light it on fire and proceed to jack someone off as fast as you can.

My balls had been sitting too long and really needed a Detroit Tune-up.

by Weebu4laifu February 27, 2020

Detroit Gravy Boat

When you have diarrhea and shit yourself causing the diarrhea to run down your leg and in to your shoes.

Kyle would never forget that time he had to leave the rave with two Detroit Gravy Boats

by RyButtnik May 1, 2020