Design Despair

Noticing the over use of a design style or font in use in popular culture, which leads graphic designers to mental fatigue and despair. Severe cases result in murder/suicides using metal etched Helvetica letting, art deco lamps of slender women holding opaque spheres above their heads and starbursts containing the word 'New'.

Suzi exclaimed "Oh Brad! I just can't get over this Steampunk fad we've got at the moment. It's giving me serious Design Despair. If I see one more flyer using the Coffee Tin font I'm going to destroy (insert any significant cartoon cultural icon) by giving it claws and dripping blood.

by Matt_Decker February 20, 2012

Designed by putt-putt

Brutally creative design

Oakmont golf course was designed by putt-putt.

by Spock* June 15, 2025

the design

Something that is just generally bad; a lighthearted and friendly insult to call something or someone that is bad, especially if it's/they're ugly

Someone: "I ate your cupcake."
Me: "You're the design."

Thing: *looks like a lion with a wig playing the oboe*
Me: "That's the design."

by Uht, rude December 28, 2021

Designer China Vagina

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025

Prabal Designs

They are so minimal yet appealing
They attract people with their simple & talented nature.

You are so Minimalistic just like Prabal Designs

by Ministry Of Minimalism November 24, 2021

co-relative-without-designation-in-law

Spouse's relative-without-designation-in-law's spouse.

Co-relative-without-designation-in-law (co-RWD-in-law).

by Kapokapo July 15, 2024

Designated DJ

Someone in your group of friends with the best music and knows what songs to play for a specific event/vibe

We were drag racing and put designated dj made it so much better!

by Large genitals October 14, 2017