death

Something that happens when your subscription to life expires

John: Oh my death is today

by BobOfBob's November 6, 2023

Death

Relief. Or pain. You don't get to pick, as you have about as much choice in this as you did life.

"Wh-what!!!! I'm fucking dead?"
"Urrrr-yes?? Godammit Jerry you should be there at this by now"
"HAHAHA, FINNALLY, THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH IN MY GRASP"
"ohshit-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

Death

Something that kills time with a long process, take fruit for example because they die and gang fuckers cause that shit

I like death.

Why?

It kills.

by Lock ajnsh November 21, 2023

death

A monster that haunts and consumes ALL human beings, including you

I'm afraid of death

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 2, 2023

death

how it ends.

hey tommy! care to share a meaning full book quote? - timmy

of course tommy, but i am feeling a bit dreary for the time being so it may be a bit depressive. - tommy

not to worry timmy i don’t care - timmy

Our knowledge of life is limited to death. - tommy

wow, that was harsh. thank you brother i am now going to fight the voices in my head. - timmy

ok by girly - tommy

by Silly little goose December 24, 2023

Death

Death is when you die on earth. Depending on the god you believe or no god at all can change what happens to what you believe is the after life. Some go to heaven, some go to hell, some go to the vallhala. The thing is you'll never know if your god is real or fake if you believe in salvation, dinning with the gods and Odin himself, Or darkness. You live once, unless you belive in reincarnation. You live once so take chances, don't be afraid of rejection, you learn from everything that happens in your life, be a good human being. Help others. It can be terrifying to think there's nothing after death but what if there is. What if after you die on earth your with all your pasted loved ones and more. Have a good life, live the life you want to live. Remember you live once so use your life wisely.

Child: what if there is not god? What if there's nothing but the darkness like in a cave.

Parents: believe

Child: but what if after death there is no life. There is no god. We're just dead.....

by Itsamebobvy August 21, 2025

Death

That beautiful moment where everything makes sense

"Hey dude do you think you're ready for death?"
"Yeah man when it's your time it's your time"

by McDuggers November 9, 2025