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yap crisis

when you are babbling on about some philosophical mid life crisis type shit because you're struggling and try to find a deeper understanding of it in order to cope with your problems when in reality you're just waffling on some dogshit that nobody else can understand.
person 1: life is all luck, everything is all just pointless, you could die any day you really gonna just wait for dreams to come true?
person 2: oh BROOOOOOOOOTHER what the fuck are you ON ABOUT
person 3: did i walk into a fight orr??
person 2: no this toddler is just having another philosophical yap crisis about some bullshit
by cum muncher 23000 December 3, 2023
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Platonic Crisis

A phase that a person goes through where they can't distinguish platonic relationships/love from romantic ones
-I'm having a platonic crisis right now.

-I'm in a platonic crisis.
by ILoveThighs254 August 20, 2021
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Identity crisis

When someone has been pressured to identify themselves, but is not yet self aware, by someone claiming to be an authority.

This often comes up with police trying to get your ID, school wanting to know about family and what you eat for breakfast, politics whating you to side with a party instead of refusing to get involved in party politics and be an issue based voter.

Not to be confused with sexualy orientation by way of identity, social identity in that how you look is not your identity but how other people precieve you and in turn treat you.
I'm a cis gender male and just took a college class notlw I'm having an identity crisis, am I vegan?
by Juncture May 19, 2024
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denial crisis

The overwhelming discomfort felt when evidence supporting truths are negated by a complicit audience.
The U.S. is currently suffering from (denial crisis).
by Observer/Witness/Story-keeper December 11, 2017
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crypto life crisis

A form of quarter or midlife crisis that occurs when the subject comes to the startling realization that cryptocurrency and NFTs are not the end all solution to their problems they thought they were.
“Have you heard from Andy lately?”
“Not since he started going through his crypto life crisis after NFT sales dropped 92%”
“92%? What an abysmal failure and scam.”
Exactly.”
by Crazy Train McGraw May 17, 2022
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Brazilian missile crisis

When getting head from a female and proceeding to defecate on her breasts
Lou: how was your trip to florida
Richie: it was good until we got home I must’ve got the stomach bug and my girl was going down on my and we had a Brazilian missile crisis
by PapiRoberto February 27, 2025
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crisis opportunist

A person or business-establishment that "moves in for the kill" whenever others are in a tight spot, hoping to "score big" due to the victims-of-circumstance's feelings of helplessness and desperation.
Some high-school guys with raging hormones purposely cram and toil to "exceptionally learn" math, English, history, science, etc, so that they can then extract sexual favors from less-competent girls who need help with their homework --- what shameless crisis opportunists!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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