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Quarter life crisis

When you decide to be boring and read and work instead of getting white girl wasted
“Kevin let’s go party in Goodyear,” Joey said excitedly
I cant, I’m currently experiencing a quarter life crisis…” Kevin said with a bitchy insistent tone
by add1$0nL13p0ld October 3, 2023
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Existential Crisis Man

bro 1: Who's that dude over there?
bro 2: That's Existential Crisis Man.
bro 1: What's he doing?
bro 2: Having an Existential Crisis.
bro 1: Nice.
by El Zodiac April 26, 2024
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midyear crisis

occurs when midterms occur, the semester ends, all your friends come home from college and you're stuck with a huge amount of work.
A: dude, wanna chill this weekend and smoke up some dank headies?

B: naw dude, i have to study for my math exam. It's midyear crisis, you know.
by hug me January 12, 2010
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MidClub Crisis

A midclub crisis can be described as a mini mid life crisis that occurs specifically in a nightclub. It is when one is at a club and at one stage during the night they have a mini panic attack and realize either that they are too old to enjoy themselves or they no longer fit in with this crowd. It differs from a mid life crisis as it is not age specific but most commonly occurs in a transitional period in one's life ie, last semester of college. the effects may be heightened by other outer conditions such as a club deciding to play teenie bopper music such as justin bieber.
bill: "hey man you alright, crap music right?"

Ted:"no man its not that, its just all of it, i'm past all these excellent aventures and stuck up young girls, i'm heading to an indie bar man"
Bill:"dude bummer, total midclub crisis"

another example would be mike the situation's mini meltdown in a club at the end of jersey shore season 2
by Aidsbomb March 14, 2011
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Mid-Midlife Crisis

When a 15-20 buys expensive clothes, alchohol and anything shiny to give their boring life identity.
"Damn, I can't believe Ben's having a mid-midlife crisis at 16!"
by NormalGuy2 October 7, 2022
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COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).
I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.
by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022
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Cuban Missile Crisis

Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.
"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."
by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018
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