A term for a hushed silence which usually accompanied by fear, anxiety, or anticipation. (Sometimes one or more or even rarely all)
by Theamazinggeek March 09, 2015
Teacher: Who is your mother?
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.
by DoodleBaldiBFB June 06, 2019
When someone has been pressured to identify themselves, but is not yet self aware, by someone claiming to be an authority.
This often comes up with police trying to get your ID, school wanting to know about family and what you eat for breakfast, politics whating you to side with a party instead of refusing to get involved in party politics and be an issue based voter.
Not to be confused with sexualy orientation by way of identity, social identity in that how you look is not your identity but how other people precieve you and in turn treat you.
This often comes up with police trying to get your ID, school wanting to know about family and what you eat for breakfast, politics whating you to side with a party instead of refusing to get involved in party politics and be an issue based voter.
Not to be confused with sexualy orientation by way of identity, social identity in that how you look is not your identity but how other people precieve you and in turn treat you.
I'm a cis gender male and just took a college class notlw I'm having an identity crisis, am I vegan?
by Juncture May 19, 2024
when you are babbling on about some philosophical mid life crisis type shit because you're struggling and try to find a deeper understanding of it in order to cope with your problems when in reality you're just waffling on some dogshit that nobody else can understand.
person 1: life is all luck, everything is all just pointless, you could die any day you really gonna just wait for dreams to come true?
person 2: oh BROOOOOOOOOTHER what the fuck are you ON ABOUT
person 3: did i walk into a fight orr??
person 2: no this toddler is just having another philosophical yap crisis about some bullshit
person 2: oh BROOOOOOOOOTHER what the fuck are you ON ABOUT
person 3: did i walk into a fight orr??
person 2: no this toddler is just having another philosophical yap crisis about some bullshit
by cum muncher 23000 December 04, 2023
The lesbian equivalent of a Midlife Crises. In some cases this can be a femme suddenly deciding to explore their butch side several years too late into a relationship, or vice versa. In nearly all cases it usually involves one half of a couple suddenly deciding to radically change their style and chase after way younger (probably teenaged) girls.
Can be initiated by a "Lesbian Dragon" and will often later be the cause of "FLD".
Can be initiated by a "Lesbian Dragon" and will often later be the cause of "FLD".
Everyone agreed that things seemed to be going well between Jaclyn and Lou', then Jaclyn one day started wearing waistcoats and hitting on confused schoolgirls. Her mid-les crisis pretty much killed the relationship overnight.
by bamfstatic January 11, 2011
When a 15-20 buys expensive clothes, alchohol and anything shiny to give their boring life identity.
by NormalGuy2 October 07, 2022
COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).
by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022