flipped the couch

When you are so angry, that you take your couch and flip it over.

Michael was so mad at Allen, he flipped the couch.

by Murkywater2 February 8, 2014

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leather couch

what a female turns into after consistently over tanning

man, did you see Tina the other day?

yeah, she's totally turned into a leather couch

by firegrime October 31, 2012

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Couch Gangsta

E-Thug, kids who run around on Playstation Home thinking they are real gangsta's just cause they watched a few episodes of gangland and listen to rap music.

I'm a G homie 5 poppin 6 droppin or ne other random gang reference usually used out of context and will deny being a couch gangsta

by WI_Romeo March 3, 2011

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Couch cock mysteriously happens when you wake up too early in the morning, crawl out of bed and fall back asleep on the couch before morning wood can take effect. Then later waking up on the couch with a full-blown hard on stuck between the couch cushions

Tina I don't know what to do about Barry . He said he couldn't sleep last night and he got up and went downstairs for a drink and fell asleep on the couch and I woke him up this morning to find his walrus tusk stuck between the couch cushions again... I don't know how much longer the cat and I can deal with his damn couch cock. It's making a mess out of the upholstery...

by Fluffy chub January 19, 2017

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couch slut

something or someone who sits on a couch (or other seat) as they are groped, fondled, kissed or other physical stimulant without reciprocation, response or rejection for/of the toucher.

"You sat on the couch and let him touch your booty? You couch slut!"

by hollykiwi06 November 21, 2006

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