Couch cock mysteriously happens when you wake up too early in the morning, crawl out of bed and fall back asleep on the couch before morning wood can take effect. Then later waking up on the couch with a full-blown hard on stuck between the couch cushions
Tina I don't know what to do about Barry . He said he couldn't sleep last night and he got up and went downstairs for a drink and fell asleep on the couch and I woke him up this morning to find his walrus tusk stuck between the couch cushions again... I don't know how much longer the cat and I can deal with his damn couch cock. It's making a mess out of the upholstery...
by Fluffy chub January 19, 2017
by firegrime May 23, 2012
A "Couch Girl" is a female who will go back to a male's apartment, particularly for intercourse, even if the guy is crashing on the couch and doesn't actually own a bed.
by JayLeddy July 14, 2011
A person who spends a good portion of their time watching several sports, and more importantly criticizing them, when they themselves cannot actually play any.
"Tim's dad says the Lions would be a much better team if they trade #22."
"Tim's Dad? He couldn't throw a football across the street. Only skill he has is tossing beer cans, He's a total Couch Athlete!"
"Tim's Dad? He couldn't throw a football across the street. Only skill he has is tossing beer cans, He's a total Couch Athlete!"
by Capt. Asshole January 18, 2012
Usually a homeless & jobless lazy male or female who is a total moocher and who eats all of your food and often steals from the victim who the couch munster decides to attach it's self to. It's almost impossible to remove this beast unless you bribe them with drugs,alcohol or food. They refuse to leave without being kicked out on their ass.
This person loves to hog the TV and your videO games....
They are most often junkies....trust me i know.
Though other addicts and losers and pigglet leaches of all sorts can become a couch munster/parasite. If you can bribe them then set the couch on fire as they sleep/
This person loves to hog the TV and your videO games....
They are most often junkies....trust me i know.
Though other addicts and losers and pigglet leaches of all sorts can become a couch munster/parasite. If you can bribe them then set the couch on fire as they sleep/
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by dumpster demon January 27, 2010
something or someone who sits on a couch (or other seat) as they are groped, fondled, kissed or other physical stimulant without reciprocation, response or rejection for/of the toucher.
by hollykiwi06 November 21, 2006
A place where a husband or wife sleeps when something isnt right in the relatonship .or they are drunk and get kicked out bed.
girl-where is mom?
boy-she is sleeping
girl- did she go to couch?
boy-yeah she went to couch about a hour ago. .
boy-she is sleeping
girl- did she go to couch?
boy-yeah she went to couch about a hour ago. .
by troubledemon March 28, 2009