cognac conservative

A financially comfortable person who supports conservative ideology, and addresses current events with an elitist, conservative perspective.

You know Todd: the cognac conservative with the trucking company? Yeah, he's said his freedoms are being stolen again, because he has to pay federal road taxes.

by Spartacus9 September 9, 2020

The Law of Conservation of Hype

Hype cannot be created or destroyed, but only changed from one form to another

Why did Marvel have to release the second Captain America: Civil War trailer right before the release of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice? Due to The Law of Conservation of Hype, some of my BVS hype has now been transferred to Spider-Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

by amkwong July 23, 2016

Conservative Boycott

A boycott by buying the product with the intention to destroy said product because the company that produces the product supports issues and policies that conservatives despise.

Did you see that Fred is upset with Frigidaire because they support abortion rights? He is so pissed that he bought a Frigidaire air conditioner just to drop it from the 3rd floor window. The typical conservative boycott. Wouldn’t surprise me that Fred bought the warranty as well.

by Joseph Heston April 13, 2023

Canna-Conservative

weed cannabis Republican marijuana RINO

A person that smokes cannabis and is also a Republican is a Canna-Conservative.

by 1960Pegleg June 25, 2019

conservative

a person who thinks they are cool, yet nobody likes them
the corner of the room where gamers ejaculate

I need to get home and release myself into the conservative

A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you

by goatinaboatwithatote June 24, 2022

CONservative

Those who are against serving others.
Con - Prefix meaning against.
servative - one who serves others in some capacity.

You'll get no votes to ever make or improve social programs by them because
they are CONservative.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? June 27, 2023

The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.

As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?

by Senormeowington October 14, 2011