Wakers Coffee is an E-Commerce driven coffee company that promotes the inspirational slogan "WAKE UP HAPPY!" on their instant, French-roast "Wakers HAPPY Coffee" bags, which also contain twelve superfoods per 8 oz cup of coffee.
Wakers Coffee is smooth, delicious, affordable, and offers free shipping. There's also an option to save fifteen dollars every month with their efficient, customer focused smart ship program.
by brotherrighteous May 3, 2022
Get the Wakers Coffeemug. Asking someone to go to coffee when you're really asking for a sex date. Taken from Marvel's Luke Cage from Netflix.
Luke asked the nurse lady if she wanted to get Harlem coffee sometime and the nurse told him that she did not want to have sex.
by UmmudChaaa January 26, 2018
Get the harlem coffeemug. Rushing into an empty coffee shop for the coffee you've been craving and someone that has no idea what they want or has a ridiculous order has managed to squeeze to the counter before you.
When someone wanders into the coffee shop ahead of you, meanders towards the counter at the speed of stupid, and then holds up the line asking for freshly brewed decaf in her go-green mug.
"That bitch just Coffee Blocked me for decaf ..."
"That bitch just Coffee Blocked me for decaf ..."
by Wazzu Otaku October 4, 2011
Get the Coffee Blockedmug. A provocative way to get caffeine into one's system, usually involving the thrusting of both fists aggressively and suddenly into a bag of coffee beans to begin the brewing process.
by NapoleonPotato October 18, 2016
Get the Fisting Coffeemug. The original Bikini Coffee Shop was founded by two brother's in Salem, Oregon. It started with one newspaper article in the local paper. Followed by local television news channels. Soon after Bikini Coffee was featured on CNN for its bikini themed coffee shops. The news exposure launched Bikini Coffee to franchise it's business, landing an astonishing 71 franchisees their very first year of being a franchisor.
by JustTheFactsMaam June 6, 2018
Get the Bikini Coffeemug. 1. Referring to the Canadian toonie ($2 coin) and the use of it as payment at Starbucks for a Grande brewed coffee, which just so happens to cost $2 even (including tax!)
You: Grande mild, please
Barrista: That'll $2
You: Here's my coffee token (hands over a toonie)
OR
Hey, I have a coffee token, let's go grab a coffee at Starbucks.
Barrista: That'll $2
You: Here's my coffee token (hands over a toonie)
OR
Hey, I have a coffee token, let's go grab a coffee at Starbucks.
by The Mamarazzi December 12, 2008
Get the coffee tokenmug. by Why Dude Why March 6, 2019
Get the Gay Coffeemug.