Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet
by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021
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Get the drugs' closet mug.1. To look through your closet and discover articles of clothing you:
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.
2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.
2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
1.
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."
2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."
2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
by An Asian Girl December 7, 2011
Get the closet shopping mug.When someone is gay or lesbian that you never would have thought to be so because they hid it so well.
Boy was I shocked to find out that ( ) was gay. I've known him for 10 years. Man he was definitely a closet sleeper.
I have been lusting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. What a tease!
I have been lusting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. What a tease!
by Silkysmooth October 27, 2012
Get the Closet Sleeper mug.Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keeper mug.(On Facebook) When you avoid commenting or clicking the "like" button on the things someone posts because you don't want to let on that you like this person.
Girl: I really like the things this guy posts on his wall but I'm afraid to click "like" because then he'll think I like him... I do like him, but I would rather find other ways to approach him.
Friend: You're such a closet liker. Just be aware that if you avoid liking or commenting then he may think you aren't interested and you won't get his attention. On the other hand, if you "like" too much, then you're a like-stalker and might scare him away… it's a catch-22.
Friend: You're such a closet liker. Just be aware that if you avoid liking or commenting then he may think you aren't interested and you won't get his attention. On the other hand, if you "like" too much, then you're a like-stalker and might scare him away… it's a catch-22.
by snowscape January 7, 2011
Get the closet liker mug.Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
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