Michigan butt chug

The act of inserting an open Gatorade bottle in somebody’s anus letting empty out in your partners, rectal cavity and preceding the drink out of their anus.

“Me and my partner just did the Michigan Butt Chug last night. I don’t know how much I liked it, but I’m willing to try it again.

by K-Town Crips February 29, 2024

Glug n' Chug

Gluggin' n' Chuggin' is an activity for the brave. The bold. The quick. There are many ways to learn how to glug n' chug- but here's a quick explanation. Stand up straight. Fully straight. Then take your feet and bend them at 45 degree angles. It feels weird but is necessary. Then comes the most important part. GLUG. Sprint as fast as you can at the closest person you can find. They will be intimidated, afraid, and start running for their lives. But then it's even more fun. You spread your feet out to 60 degrees and sprint even faster until you ruthlessly tackle them. This part is the CHUG. So there you have it- first you GLUG then you CHUG. If this puts people in the hospital, you force them to pay by threatening to do it again. Easy? Good. If you need help, ask someone named Sirjean. They're professionals at Gluggin' n' Chuggin'. Now, time to practice. Find that one person who won't share their lunch. AND TAKE THEM DOWN WITH THE GLUG N CHUG. Posting videos on YouTube will further help others successfully complete the Glug n' Chug. So be a good man. GLUG N CHUG TODAY!

You: (places your feet at 45 degree angle and begin sprinting)
The Op: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THEY'RE GLUGGIN! (they start running away)
You: (places your feet at 60 degree angle and continue booking it)
The Op: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE CHUGGING (you tackle them, breaking 206 bones in their body simultaneously) PAY FOR MY HOSPITAL BILLS!!!!!
You: Do you want to get Glugged n'Chugged again?
The Op: NO
You: Then pay your own bills, loser.
The Op: Tell me where you learned that move- I need to know it!
You: Find Sirjean. He can teach you. Now goodbye. Don't make me Glug n' Chug you again.

by EricLewisBurner September 22, 2023

puppy chug

Devouring phat lucious ass cheeks with a purpose!

Person one “yo bro did you puppy chug that hot bitch last night?”
Person two “what?”

by Sodium aka salt May 9, 2024

Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.

Person 1: give me the Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

Person 2: you gon fucking die

by bigmike227 December 9, 2018

Tear Chugging

The act of lying to an entire family that one of their family members was killed in a horrific accident. While you tell your lie the family has to all be hanging upside down over buckets where their tears from the bad news is accumulated. This word can only be applied in this given context and can never be used as an expression. To ever go about Tear Chugging you must kidnap an entire family (minimum 3 family members), hogtie them and let them dangle upside down so excessive rope is very necessary.

Criminal 1 - what is everyone in here for?

Criminal 2 - stealing!

Criminal 3 - battery!

Criminal4 - murder!
Criminal 5 - tear chugging the Robinsons!

Criminal 1 - You're real sick Criminal 5.

Criminal 5 - why are you calling me Criminal 5? My name is Jeff.

Criminal 1 - not in the context of this definition example. Your entire existence was created soley for a joke on the Urban Dictionary website. You will never truly get to live, Jeff.

Jeff- OH MY GOD!
Criminal 3 - join the club.

Criminal 4 - what's tear chugging?

by Mandatory Playground January 18, 2021

Piss-Chugging Grimace

Opposite of a shit-eating grin

Darryl had a piss-chugging grimace on his face the entire day

by Yakana January 16, 2025

Chug

Group name of a group of Chads.

Everything was okay at the party until that Chug of Chads showed up and started doing kegstands...

by oneir0naut0 July 28, 2022