by Lampy85 March 3, 2009
Get the Christian mug.1) an often misused and misunderstood term due to people who have taken on that name and acted like total holier-than-thou jerks and really dont know dont care and dont live what this word means which
2) in reality is someone who has asked Jesus to be the boss of their life, believes that he was fully dead for 3 days and was resurected, and IS alive.
2) in reality is someone who has asked Jesus to be the boss of their life, believes that he was fully dead for 3 days and was resurected, and IS alive.
1) hey bob just lectured tom because he cussed he is such a christian
2)the person who will sit with the new kid and will be an encouragement to all those who coe in contact with this person
2)the person who will sit with the new kid and will be an encouragement to all those who coe in contact with this person
by ChristianChick<3 September 7, 2010
Get the Christian mug.A name given to a gay boy, Christian one who sucks cheese dick for free, a Slave that walks freely but is a cum dump.
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It is wrong in almost every way.
It's an invasive religion, that is weak because of the non-believers are supposedly "dangerous".
Christianity is the religion of anti-gay, and has caused 90% of all humans to hate gays.
It is wrong in almost every way.
It's an invasive religion, that is weak because of the non-believers are supposedly "dangerous".
Christianity is the religion of anti-gay, and has caused 90% of all humans to hate gays.
Christian: "Hey! Jesus Loves Us!"
Good Person: "No! You damn Christian! Get the Fuck out!"
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Good Person: "No! You damn Christian! Get the Fuck out!"
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by Nigga2DaResQ June 6, 2010
Get the Christianity mug.A person that has a relationship with God and is NOT afraid to show it. Chrisitanity is NOT a religion. The word "Christian" was made up for the followers of Jesus Christ. Anyone that follows Jesus whole-heartedly is a Christian. Some people think that it is a religion, but that is a common misunderstanding. Catholic is a religion, Baptist is a religion, Mormon(sp?) is a religion, etc.
People often relate Christians as judgmental hypocrites that bug everybody about God. This is also not true. A true Christian will NOT judge people, but offer to guide them and minister to them; like a mentor. We know that we are not perfect, but we have been fogiven by a God who is. We strive to be as much like Jesus as we can, but we know that we will not be just like him.
Most people think that they have to do certain things to get into Heaven; this is also not true. All you have to do for your name to be in the Book of Life is love God with all of you heart and follow the guidelines set in the Bible. Ministering to others is another thing that will help you get there. God wants us to spread his word and love.
Another thing that people think of when they think of Christianity is a Bible pusher. Everyone makes mistakes, so do NOT quote the Bible to me if you do not take the time to read it yourself. People often make fun of Christians because they are "super religious" this is not a nice thing. I am NOT in a religion...I am in a relationship.
People often relate Christians as judgmental hypocrites that bug everybody about God. This is also not true. A true Christian will NOT judge people, but offer to guide them and minister to them; like a mentor. We know that we are not perfect, but we have been fogiven by a God who is. We strive to be as much like Jesus as we can, but we know that we will not be just like him.
Most people think that they have to do certain things to get into Heaven; this is also not true. All you have to do for your name to be in the Book of Life is love God with all of you heart and follow the guidelines set in the Bible. Ministering to others is another thing that will help you get there. God wants us to spread his word and love.
Another thing that people think of when they think of Christianity is a Bible pusher. Everyone makes mistakes, so do NOT quote the Bible to me if you do not take the time to read it yourself. People often make fun of Christians because they are "super religious" this is not a nice thing. I am NOT in a religion...I am in a relationship.
Jimmy: Hey dude, where were you last night, there was a mad awesome party last night!
Jonsey: I was at church...yo
Jimmy: (grimaces) You're a Christian?
Jonsey: Yeah
Jimmy: So you're like super religious?
Jonsey: No, I'm in love
Jimmy: (confused)
Jonsey: I was at church...yo
Jimmy: (grimaces) You're a Christian?
Jonsey: Yeah
Jimmy: So you're like super religious?
Jonsey: No, I'm in love
Jimmy: (confused)
by ServantofChrist March 29, 2009
Get the Christian mug.Good willed people that end up becoming under attack by millions due to the fact they have something to believe in.Many people get angry at them because they're nice and atheist just can't stand anything that might be good willed. Stereotypes such as not allowed to do anything fun are about as resonable as black people are all gangsters and mexicans all came to america illegally. Christians have won almost every war fought by them such as in WWII when hitler proclaimed himself a god and the emporer of Japan proclaimed himself a god also. This religion has been around thousands of years with all of the sudden atheist trying to rebel deny gods existance.
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Christians are just good people that do good things and follow God and get to make fun of atheist along the way such as
*Why did the atheist cross the road?
He thought there might be a sidewalk on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
*How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.
*Why did the atheist cross the road?
He thought there might be a sidewalk on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
*How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.
by kingjt13 February 23, 2009
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