blanket children

When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off

Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny

by Handledeeznutz November 2, 2015

Children

They are the spawn of Satan. They also like Dog Treats because they look like Scooby Snacks. Why? I dunno ask the Children

The Children got into the Dog Treats again.

by Not-So-Sweet-Treats November 17, 2018

Children

Other wise know as kids, children, are little demon spawns from hell who's only objective in life is make yours into hell.
They are usually found yelling, screaming, crying, a mixture of all three, or torturing someone with their questions that you're not allowed to answer.

Person A: woah you look like shit what happened?
Person B: I was babysitting a couple of kids (children)
Person A: Understood.

by Sunny118 November 21, 2018

Children

When you get drunk

"Why did I have a children?"

by CUTE ANIME GIRLS November 10, 2018

harmless children

Kids who like to sing on their karaoke devices when shitting on their little kid potties. Often referred to as midgety diaper devils or MDD. These evil beasts can strangle you while singing Taylor Swift on their karaoke machines. Karaoke is referred to KARA OKEEEEEEEEEEE in China while screaming it out in public where you can flash everyone with your tiny little pubic hairs with crabs and herpes.

Hobo: Hi, I'm the babysitter you hired.
Dumbass: hey can u take care of me harmless children? One's five and the other's 2
Hobo: Ok sure
*Next Day*
Hobo: Hey kids im ur babysitter
Kids: oh okay lemme sing some karaoke furst hehehe
Hobo: WAT TUH FOOOK HE DIDNT TELL ME THERE WAS A KARAOKE MACHINE!??!?!?!
Kids: yeah well deel wiff it. OH MAH GURRD ITS TAYLUR SWIFFFT!
Hobo: THES KIDS ARE DEMONS! Fuck this im raping them and then ill eat em. Eat then like literally i already ate them figuratively stop fucking wondering you dumbass.

by CrunchyPotatoNapkins December 19, 2018

riot of children

A group of 3 or more children.

I took my riot of children to the park.

by Wrappingmomof4 December 27, 2018

priority children

When you have multiple children from different partners and favor one or some of the children instead of all. You put one child higher than another.

You never see this baby but you can drop anything for your priority children.

by Nikonym July 2, 2018