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Children r saggy!
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Children's coffee

My toilet won't flush all full of the children's coffee
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Eat children day

Yes today you get to eat your kids or siblings ect
Person 1: “hey hru?” Person 2: “CHOMP” person 1 “STOP BITING ME!” person 2: it’s national eat children day!! Person 2: “ugh ig it’s fine….”
by SᑎƐᗩҠY ĿĪᑎҠ ♡ April 16, 2025
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liquidity almost children

"Give me your liquidity almost children, Jared Fogle"
by Mc_Lovin_42090 May 2, 2018
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Children

How do you like your children Jim?
-Lightly salted, with a side of ketchup

JIM NO
by Asriel The Goat August 13, 2021
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Children of the Korn

“They’re one of them damn Children of the Korn
by anonymous music lover December 26, 2023
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Children

The definition of a devil. They were sent from the deepest depths of hell to torture us with their little tricks. They are noisy brats who need attention 24/7. They purposely ask us stupid shit like "what is 1 + 5?" or "what is that shape? *points to a fucking circle* I don't know what it is." They bug people cause they just want to. Orphans, however are much much worse. They bug everyone and have an easy excuse, "I am an orphan looking for a family." In short, children are devils, and I would rather go to hell than have to be in a room filled with those disgusting, noisy, spoiled little brats.
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I hate children.
I despise children.
by xFly_ May 10, 2022
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