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Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."
by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008
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Wet Burrito

After using an "Alaskin Pipeline" and the used 'dildo' is not frozen anymore, slap the women in the face with the open end, leaving a brown smear on her face.
After using my Alaskin Pipeline on your mom, she stood up and I hit her in the face with my Wet Burrito.
by Dr. Syphilis April 16, 2009
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Tahitian Burrito

The act of shitting in a vagina and then having sex with it.
If male injects feces into a woman's vagina. Let's it marinade. After marinating he then has sex with the feces filled vagina. This act I called The Tahitian Burrito.
by Dirty Sanchez 1 October 25, 2013
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burrito guido

An individual who is considered unsophisticated, masculine, and from italian-hispani decent
That meathead is such a burrito Guido
by Burrito Guido July 12, 2017
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Nica-Burrito

Nica-Burrito is a Nicaraguan Burrito. Has Gallo Pinto, Carne Asada, Chilero, Repollo and Queso Frito. Created in Antioch California at Kiki’s Restaurant by ChefNica415.
Have you ever had a Nica-Burrito? The only place to get em is in Antioch,Ca
by Chef505 May 9, 2021
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German burrito

After you cummed on a napkin and you roll it up like a burrito.

Guten Appetit
My bitch was so hungry last night so I made her a German burrito.
by BurritoMaker69 May 25, 2023
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Kinky Burrito

Wrapping a dick or dildo in aluminum foil for lube, preservation or protection.
Amy: "June, did he at least have protection?" June: "No, but I had some Reynolds Wrap, so he gave me the old kinky burrito."
by Titts McGuffin August 8, 2017
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