Broke Ass

by Shinylikeabee August 27, 2017
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broke girl discount

A broke girl willing to perform sexual favors for a discount (mainly looking for a 100% discount/free)
"Wendy was looking to get the broke girl discount on a ride home yesterday"
by IAmRose January 28, 2014
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Broke Dick Dog

A very bad situation that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. Or in this case the lowliest creature on earth. A broke-dick dog.
Dutch: Hey Billy, give me a way out of this hole. Aerial says we are cut off.

Billy: The only way outta here is that valley that leads to the east. But I wouldn't wish that on a Broke Dick Dog.
by Marine0311 November 09, 2011
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stump broke horse

A horse that is trained to back up to a stump. The owner of said horse then proceeds to stand on the stump, and vigorously fornicates the horse.
Cowpoke - "Is that a stump broke horse?"
Rancher - "Yeah, I backed 'er up to a stump and fucked the shit out of 'er jes last night.
by Spizzum August 10, 2006
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broke your neck

The art of getting your friends to quickly look at something, making them twist or jerk their neck as fast as possible to look at what you pointed out. ie: hot girl, nice car, etc...
Andre: Hey Helder, check out the tits on that girl.
Helder: *quickly jerks nearly spraining his neck*
Andre: Ohhh my BROKE YOUR NECK!
by Andre A April 05, 2006
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Broke Ya Neck

When you point out something to make someone else look quickly, but what you said was there really isn't. It is only a broken neck if the person turns their head to look at it. If you did break their neck, then you place your hand on the back of their neck and "run it". If you really look, but said you didn't and don't accept the fact that you got your neck broken, this is called being a Cowan or Matt Cowan.
James: Oh my god, Stru, look! It's snowing outside.
Stru: *quickly looks but it is actually a bright sunny day*

James: Broke ya neck! *runs Stru's neck*
Stru: ...Fuck!

or

Cacioppo: Yo Cow! Is that Mark over at the basketball court?
Cowan: *looks towards the court and nobody is there*
Cacioppo: Damn! Broke ya neck!
Cowan: What the fuck are you talking about I didn't look at all!
Cacioppo: Ay..don't be a Cowan.
by NotMattStru December 11, 2009
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dolla menu broke

When Somebody hits up mcdonalds and spends all their $ on the dollar menu because they are too poor to afford the big mac. Common items are mcdouble, chicken sandwich, 4 pc nuggets and small soda. (usually about 5-7 dollars)
Hey Tayshawn, Wanna go dolla menu broke for lunch? I'm hungry as shit
by tbiggy March 06, 2010
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