bottled-cat

The idea of placing a cat in a bottle in order for it to have stunted growth in the same way a Bonsai tree is stunted in its growth. This is entirely impossible for obvious reasons though an ignorant community believes in the existence of the practice because of novelty items for sale in places like China, India, and Mexico.

I just bought a bottled-cat at the store and it really fits in a bottle!

by Steven Smith, Ph. D December 29, 2007

bottle neck

To be able to strech a girls asshole so far to be able to blow on it and it would make a whistle sound.

i bottle necked that bitch.

by Matthew and Celeste May 13, 2005

Bottle Rocket

during sexual intercourse in cowgirl position one wraps their arm around the girl's waist, and runs the other up the back into their hair. Once secure thrust rapidly and as hard as possible. When you finish thrust your hips up strongly and release her waist and hair, launching her off of your penis. You may choose to yell "Happy New Year!" "Happy Birthday!" or any other festivity where one may launch off a bottle rocket.
Remember to turn slightly to the side as to make sure she does not land on you in her dissent.

See Sparkler

"yup I did the bottle rocket...she went like 6 feet up...I yelled 'HAPPY NEW YEAR!' "

by Jekyl January 2, 2010

breaking the bottle

An idiom I invented based on the phrasal verb "bottle up" which means to hide emotions or feelings inside.

Breaking the bottle basically means you're letting those emotions or feelings loose, accidentally or not.

Also the idiom equivalent of "venting" to someone.

I'm sorry for breaking the bottle randomly out of nowhere, I just couldn't take it anymore.

by Zeph Here September 6, 2023

ghetto bottle

A big in size (usually plastic) bottle of some cheap strong alcohol. Usually something sweet that'll get you F'd up easy, it can be a homemade mix as well.

"I don't spend my money on multiple drinks, ima just grab my ghetto bottle and i'm lit bro!"

by Yung Nudl August 16, 2019

bottle booger

The dried up bit of substance crusting at the opening of a bottle that impedes the flow and sometime ends up in your dispensed portion. Often found on mustard, ketchup, and lotion. (See also lotion booger.)

Cindy: "Mom, Danny just flicked a bottle booger at me."
Danny: "See, it's just ketchup."
Mom: "Danny, stop picking bottle boogers and eating them!"

by jasonspsyche February 6, 2018

squash bottle

WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO. YOU HAVE TO SQUASH IT DOWN AND BOTTLE IT UP.

MAN, I REALLY NEED TO SHIT BUT I'M MILES FROM HOME I GUESS I GOTTA SQUASH BOTTLE IT.

by Mmkdkmokker March 7, 2017