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Suck Me Boots

Tall but not that tall, tight footwear worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women and some gay men, who wish to send the signal "eat/suck me".
Generally, the boots extend to calf level, but depending on height they may also reach a bit lower than the calf.
Leather is the traditional material, while latex or other shiny material signals a female or gay man ready to rut.
Obviously, these boots are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a short mini-skirt, hot pants or mini-shorts, furthering the "eat/suck me" signal.
Ex. 1: Look at Simon with his skin-tight tank top, shades, mini-shorts and his white leather suck me boots.. he just screams "suck me!"

Ex. 2: Look at Natasha with her super low-rise mini-skirt, cut-off tank top and her black latex suck me boots, god she just yells out "EAT ME!"
by Markkyto December 27, 2008
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Fruit Boots

A term for inline skates keyed by skateboarders who become frustrated when people on inline skates ride the shit out of the obstacle that the skateboarder is standing around waiting for a 30 meter space to hit; seeming to the stander to be out of control. An insult resulting from anger held by skateboarders for those who didn't join them in jumping on the skateboarding bandwagon when Tony Hawk became part of pop-culture in the late '90s, mostly because those who aren't concerned with what others think of them can do things that will never be attempted on a skateboard.
Skateboarder A: That guy in the Fruit Boots sure does make me look like an asshole.

Skateboarder B: Yeah. I can't land simple tricks, much less the kind of stuff he's doing. I sure do wish my balls were as big as his too.

Skateboarder A: Maybe our friends would think we looked cooler if we did something other than stand here and look at the jumps.
by Darth Mater March 24, 2009
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boots

An ugly or busted female. Derived from UGG boots, which are very, very ugly.
(A busted girl walks by thinking she's Megan Fox.)

Kizzle: "Yo, that bitch was boots!"
D: "::shakes head:: Boots?"
Kizzle: "UGGS!"
by K. Magnus June 25, 2009
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boots-on

to go into the bathroom of a bar and do lines.
Dude, Omar and Jarod totally got their boots on at the bar last night.
by Daquawn (Dave) February 6, 2005
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boots

Typically a sexy short redhead. Everyone should call her boots because,
-Her hair is red.
-Red in Spanish is rojo.
-Dora taught us Spanish.
-Dora has a friend named Boots.
-Boots wears red boots.
-Abby has red hair.
It is a never ending circle, thus the perfect name.

She is a descendant of the crazy cereal eater people, who buy cereal by the ton to worship. All the girls are jealous of her because of her butt because she has a butt with the strength of TEN MEN!!!!!
She is obsessed with shoes and will fling toddlers out of her way to get them. She has a strange addiction to sniffing firecrackers. Her favorite animal is a peacock. She will just start talking to the voices inside of her head about rice and peaches.
She twerks all the time with her butt of TEN MEN!!!!!!!
She is lots of fun to be around and will always put a smile on your face.
Dorothy: I wish i had a butt like Abby.
Cathrine:Well of course, everybody is jealous of her extremely strong butt.
Dorothy: It's got to be as strong as TEN MEN!!!

I needed the example boots
by I Hope This Was Good Enough November 13, 2013
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lead boots

A person is said to be wearing a pair of lead boots when he/she is acting in a passive/aggressive manner. Usually indicated by heavy footfalls and door slamming etc. Can also be used to indicate that a person in an ill-humoured mood. Should be used especially when the person has a chip on his/her shoulder.
What's up with John?" "He's got his lead boots on.
by concarrot July 9, 2010
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sheeping boots

Tall boots, like the ones that the Texas Aggies Corp Senions have that are use to Fuck sheep. You simply catch the sheep and stick its hind legs in the boots and then fuck it. The tall boots prevent the sheep from getting away.
"Man Jim did you see the boots on that cowboy?" "You damn right I did. You know how easy it would be to fuck sheep with those" "Yeah those sheeping boots sure would make it easy.
by wpcustoms January 17, 2008
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