by Gojai August 23, 2017
by Dahba February 14, 2016
Before conjugal relations are begun between man and woman, male shaves off a portion or entire pubic hair region and sets aside until later. After completing the act and depositing semen on the female's face, pubic hairs are blown onto her jism covered face where they stick. The male then tosses the woman out of bed and yells "Blind Gorilla Biach!"
by Joshuamatic June 08, 2006
When the lips of a ladies vagina are so droopy and large you can pull them over your eyes so you dont have to see what you are eating.
Man I'm so glad that girl had beef blinds, I could only imagine what that looked like by the way it tasted.
by DJTRIPP May 18, 2009
When a man puts his testicles on a girl's eyes so she can't see, she the proceeds to give the man a hand job and try's to call out where the semen will land.
Tom: Dude she blind fired me last night.
Paul: No way? where did she call it?
Tom: Right arm of the sofa, she was right.
Paul: No way? where did she call it?
Tom: Right arm of the sofa, she was right.
by Erobica June 16, 2010
unable to distinguish smart people from dumb ones, as in a person exhibiting the Dunning-Kruger effect. Smart-blind people tend to fall for conspiracy theories, think crystals can heal you, and believe astrology is for real. They will contradict experts in blog comments on topics they know nothing about.
Look what this smart-blind tool just wrote in the comments on Bad Astronomy! He doesn't think Phil Plait can identify Jupiter in a video shot by a TV camera in New York City.
Oh, look, a follow up. He's never even been to a big city before.
Oh, look, a follow up. He's never even been to a big city before.
by beachton October 21, 2010