Bending A Biscuit

To take a long shit that coils in the toilet like a french crossaint.

I let the dog out in the back yard thinking she wanted to run around, but that SOB was bending a biscuit on my lawn.

by Waddle Doodle November 16, 2007

Twist a Biscuit

To roll a blunt. As used by Raekwon of the Wu-Tang Clan.

Yo man, let me just twist a biscuit up in here.

by 780N3 February 17, 2010

Jail biscuit

likened to a cracker in jail consumed without remorse by inmates of the prison. Hence a jail buscuit is the a person who is consumed by everyone or is everyones bitch, used until there is nothing left

Suacy pow is a jail biscuit

by hytman February 12, 2013

Litter Biscuits

Feline fecal-matter that is enveloped in a thick coating of kitty litter.

My dog must have been starving, because he decided to eat my cat's litter biscuits...

by commander_mcbugg April 30, 2014

ding biscuit

A psychotropic medication prescribed while in prison.
Lots of them going around since prisons replaced mental institutions.

Newbie's getting ding biscuits. Bring us some at chow time.

by Harmon E. January 6, 2012

Split a Biscuit

Two friends having sex with 1 fat chick simultaneously.

Hey Gary, you wanna split a biscuit?

by otherdustin May 1, 2010

Biscuit Loaf

Noun. A very fat person wearing clothes so tight they look as if they could pop like a can of pillsbury biscuit dough.

Damn, look at that biscuit loaf of a mother fucker. How'd he even get in those clothes.

Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.

Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.

by nastynick69 October 31, 2009