bearded trumpet

A male genitalia with an astonishing amount and design of pubic hair

Basically a penis with a beard

I put a pair of glasses on my bearded trumpet to make him look more lifelike and fashion forward.

by Professor Arnold Brown March 3, 2016

bearded wanker

When a bloke is more obsessed with his beard than fucking everything

I love playing with my beard it proper turns me on. I think I'm a bearded wanker

by Bearded wanker July 27, 2016

Beard Juice

When a liquid get stuck in your beard and is totally gross. Usually occurs after having a sip of a delicious beverage.

Me: I am so sexy please give me a kiss!
Girlfriend: No! You just drank a bunch of Mountain Dew and your Beard Juice is disgusting! Please use a napkin.

by Senor Dank Nugs March 31, 2021

Bearbokk

To pull up a someone's details live on stream purely for the purpose of mocking and insulting them in front of your audience.

Did you see, that dreadful streamer was caught bearbokking again.

by Gamer Trash April 14, 2022

Swack Bearback

Having sexual intercourse without a condom

Yo she let me Swack Bearback and I'm about to be a daddy.

Swack Bearback all day everyday.

by Chute Boxe February 14, 2009

Giro Beard

The growth on the chin of a person who claims benifits and cant afford to shave.

"Av gt a pure giro beard man"

"Check u out wae the giro beard"

"Wish ma giro wid cum in so a can gt rid o this giro beard"

by Big bossak May 10, 2009

Sweaty Bear

Sweaty Bear is a nickname given to a boy that is over weight and sweats a lot.

See that fat guy, he looks like a Sweaty Bear.

by Kaelvohn February 19, 2010