can i go to the bathroom

come on we know you dont really have to go you just go there to have a break from school you go there to use your phone

kid: can i go to the bathroom
teacher: UHH I DONT KNOW CAN YOU?
kid: UHH I DONT KNOW DID YOUR HUSBEN CHEAT ON YOU?

by YAY_fucktheinternet March 10, 2021

Bathroom Blaster

Finger Banging a stanger in a public bathroom. Also, taking key bumps in a public bathroom.

She looks like a bathroom blaster.

by chet cummings August 19, 2008

Bathroom Belt

A "bathroom belt" refers to any article of clothing that you bring home after a night out that you did not have on at the beginning of the night.

Jessie came home with another bathroom belt to add to her collection.

by J.C. squared September 4, 2016

Bathroom-Boomerang

An action which is done when one needs to go to the bathroom to take a huge shit because of an upset stomach, but then have to throw up at the same time. Because of that, the person has to sit, shit, stand, turn, hurl, and repeat depending on how many cycles it takes not to get any shit/vomit on the floor.

Person 1: Fuck dude, I had that shitty spicy Mexican food yesterday and ended up doing the Bathroom-Boomerang in your bathroom. Sorry about that.

Person 2: Dude that's fucking disgusting.

by Nexyl November 24, 2016

bathroom pizza

Can be used to mean two different things, a bathroom pizza is when you cum on a girls face in the bathroom, but a girl can also be a bathroom pizza-if she is an undesirable hoe, and the only action you would want from her is to cum on her face in the bathroom

Some Douchebag: yo i got mad pussy at the party last night
Guy who knows whats poppin: ha i heard you just got a bathroom pizza, nothing to brag about

by 6ThePiZZaMan9 February 3, 2018

Bathroom slut

A girl who does Snapchat pee porn on video and takes regular showers

The bathroom slut is hot I would hit on her and join her in the video and shower

by Hannahpetiudie July 19, 2021

Mississippi bathroom break

A bathroom break you take at work that consists of chugging a glass of wine, smoking a cigar, and drinking coffee; ideally red wine, a Macanudo, and columbian coffee.

Hey boss, I have to take a quick Mississippi bathroom break.

by Mr Mackey Jr March 17, 2019