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Asshole

A person who can be a straight up dick, an annoying fuck and a jackass in that key combination. But! Certain assholes, the funny assholes/nice assholes are usually cocky, outgoing, annoying, and very smartass causing a laughing stock in any room, chat, and classroom.
Funny Asshole
Beeby: "Dude, my ass looks good in these shorts. Ya think?"
Triss: "..." *pause of silence* "What ass?" *bursts out into laughter*

Asshole
Beeby: "Well what do you think of my ass in these shorts."
Triss: "They're ok. I don't really fuckin care." *gives careless shrug*
by Dragoness Of Heart December 31, 2017
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asshole

ASSHOLE
My brother is such an asshole. A few years ago he informed me that he didn't want or need me in his life.
by ANDROID September 23, 2016
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asshole

Something to call a person you hate
Are you an asshole? Because your hairy and smell like shit!
by TheStifMeister April 19, 2016
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Asshole

A place on the body where feces can come out so dicks can go in !!!
by stupidfuckingidiott January 17, 2017
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Asshole

A person who continuously tests the limits of their relationships with other people to see where that person being tested will draw the line in terms of acceptable behavior and attitude.
A person who is extremely objective to the world around them and has no inherent trust in anything until proven otherwise
A person who, through their lack of trust in the world and objectiveness, has become extremely wise
Dan is an Asshole.
by jreezysjsu June 3, 2018
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Asshole

A player whom gives no f$cks except for what does him right. All his enemies eat the dust of his ways until they learn that such an asshole ain't no p$ssy. JA!
That p$ssy asshole is turnin' out to be a straight up asshole. I'd check him, but I'm too p$ssy myself. Prolly get my ass beat
by sureno Ra fa March 10, 2017
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asshole

Teacher/Boss: Do your work!
You:Fuck off asshole
by XxMLGxXDOGExX March 25, 2016
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