A person that is afraid to come out of the closet b/c they might get cut out from their family's wealth or they might be killed due to being gay.
Bret: Whats the deal with that Frankie Fernandez kid?
Peter: idk he's rich as hell and he dresses like a fuckin homo.
Taylor: He's a closet jew, hes afraid that his parents will cut him off.
Peter: idk he's rich as hell and he dresses like a fuckin homo.
Taylor: He's a closet jew, hes afraid that his parents will cut him off.
by Poopstain6971 May 01, 2008
Joe: Get me a soda.
Bill: No mother fucking jew lord!
Joe: I said get me a fuck'n soda. Do I need to resort to violence?
Bill: Ok... I'll get your soda
Bill: No mother fucking jew lord!
Joe: I said get me a fuck'n soda. Do I need to resort to violence?
Bill: Ok... I'll get your soda
by whatthesmoke February 27, 2008
The Israeli variant of the popular animated television series, Scooby Doo, although it was banned in 1998, Scooby Jew's main characters (raggy and scooby jew) carried on their roles in the less popular spin off "What's new scooby jew"
Ahmed: "i watched scooby jew last night"
john: " thats just a cheap rip off and racist pun of scooby doo"
Ahmed: "meh"
john: " thats just a cheap rip off and racist pun of scooby doo"
Ahmed: "meh"
by atomiclard December 03, 2008
by briefandtothepoint September 30, 2006
Cosmic Jew, a Jew with Cosmic powers. He is the result in a unplanned pregancy that a certain mighty being forgot to put on a condom.
Cosmic Jew can turn water into wine, walk on water, heal others, listen to you telepathicly tell him that he is your savior, and become a zombie. Cosmic Jew has a very high pain tolerance consdering a bunch of Jews nailed him to some wood.
It is important to know that Cosmic Jew is part cyborg, part ninja, part pirate, part viking, and part zombie. He is also is a black belt in karate and kicks ass.
Cosmic Jew can turn water into wine, walk on water, heal others, listen to you telepathicly tell him that he is your savior, and become a zombie. Cosmic Jew has a very high pain tolerance consdering a bunch of Jews nailed him to some wood.
It is important to know that Cosmic Jew is part cyborg, part ninja, part pirate, part viking, and part zombie. He is also is a black belt in karate and kicks ass.
Moses: "I am a prophet of god, I will teach you his ways."
Cosmic Jew :"Lol you might be a prophet but I'm his son. Suck it."
Person: "Jesus is Moses v.2.0"
Cosmic Jew: "Brb, being crucified."
Cosmic Jew :"Lol you might be a prophet but I'm his son. Suck it."
Person: "Jesus is Moses v.2.0"
Cosmic Jew: "Brb, being crucified."
by Cosmic Jew May 21, 2009
to sell a friend something that you got for free for a set amount of money; lets say 30 dollars, then when the buyer pays the seller 40 dollars, a week later claim that only 20 dollars was paid and then demand he pay an extra 10 dollars totaling 50 dollars
j-dawg-here u go c-dawg an extra 10 cuz it took me so long.
C-dawg- ahhhhh...thanks ahhh
a month later...
c-dawg-ehhhh j-dawg u still owe me ten dollars
j-dawg-fine your so fuckn stingy almost a jew work(er)
C-dawg- ahhhhh...thanks ahhh
a month later...
c-dawg-ehhhh j-dawg u still owe me ten dollars
j-dawg-fine your so fuckn stingy almost a jew work(er)
by bear cat August 16, 2007
by Secret Scary Girl July 17, 2005