acid arse

An incredable painful feeling in the anus as if acid has been poured in with a funnel, usually after over indulging in spicy foods in the previous 8 hours.

Person A : Ahh man, I have awful acid arse this morning

Person B : What did you eat last night?

Person A : A large vindaloo, spicy onions and pakora with hot sauce followed by a large spicy meatball pizza with Jalapenos.

Person B : No wonder, fuckwit.

by Chrissy Bhoy December 25, 2008

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Arse Ghost

A fart. (Usually a very unholy one.)

After a Big Mac, he exorcised an Arse Ghost.

by The Centaur September 01, 2010

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Arse slurp

When you take a massive shit and it hits the water like a rock and the water splashes up

Holy shit! Just took a massive dump! Major arse slurp mate😷💦

by QueenSs January 19, 2016

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gargle arse

Gargle arse- is the descriptive word when someone's fart resembles and embodies a gargling drain..

Did you hear richs' fart. He's a right gargle arse

by Gargle arse November 14, 2017

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Arse Stoat

For when you absolutely have to savage that fucktard beyond all recognition for pissing you off so monumentally mere words are not sufficient....To be used with caution...arse stoats are vicious and liable to turn even on their owners without warning

Dear god.....which part of the sentance fuck off and die are you struggling to understand....thats it...release the arse stoat.....

by nre1975 February 25, 2011

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