Sex god and guitar god.
The lead vocalist, composer and guitarist for the awesome metal band Children of Bodom. Hail this glorious figure.
The lead vocalist, composer and guitarist for the awesome metal band Children of Bodom. Hail this glorious figure.
by Rachyykiinss'z May 17, 2009
Get the Alexi Laihomug. A contortionist striper in which the amazing band, Alexisonfire, named themselves after. When they made their website, Alexis Fire threatened to sue becuase they were using her name without permission. They have since changed the name to www.theonlybandever.com
xstillxlifex: Alexisonfire pwns
avrilispunk: dud, dey suk
xstillxlifex: What do you know about music?
xstillxlifex: You think that Avril is punk!
xstillxlifex: Now that is sad
avrilispunk: w/e, she is so punk and bands who scream suck
avrilispunk: Alexis Fire suks 2
xstillxlifex: You are a stupid noob
avrilispunk: dud, dey suk
xstillxlifex: What do you know about music?
xstillxlifex: You think that Avril is punk!
xstillxlifex: Now that is sad
avrilispunk: w/e, she is so punk and bands who scream suck
avrilispunk: Alexis Fire suks 2
xstillxlifex: You are a stupid noob
by xsebaxnilex November 8, 2006
Get the Alexis Firemug. A woman that sucks the best .... in the world will make u cum from just the littlest touch she’s also probably a Gemini to that’s very beautiful
by Love with it August 20, 2019
Get the dirty alexismug. Alexis (male) is an intelligent and quite humble person. The male version is non-profane, usually very intelligent, creative, and probably will be a highly respected CEO of a powerful company.
Unlike most traditional men, Alexis (male) is anomaly amongst the group for his intellect, courtesy, and highly developed wit.
by PsuedoScholar314159 March 16, 2014
Get the Alexis (male)mug. Alexis Juares possibily the most loneliest guy! He lost his father in a very young age! He sometimes thinks hes the goat, but he can be over the top. Tends to live in Nevada. Likes to draw 100 circles when he feels exited! He cuts Oak trees. And Loves being in ridges.
Exmp: Wow why is he acting like an Alexis Juares rn???
Exmp 2: Wow I think hes trying to be the next Alexis Juares!
Exmp 2: Wow I think hes trying to be the next Alexis Juares!
by JUM124 July 24, 2023
Get the Alexis Juaresmug. A beautiful actress who is best known for her roles playing
Rory Gilmore in Gilmore Girls, Winnie in Tuck Everlasting and Lena in The SisterHood Of The Travelling Pants.
Alexis was born on September 16th 1981 in Houston, Texas and is half Mexican and half Argentinian. She is known to her friends as her first name Kim. She can speak spanish.
Rory Gilmore in Gilmore Girls, Winnie in Tuck Everlasting and Lena in The SisterHood Of The Travelling Pants.
Alexis was born on September 16th 1981 in Houston, Texas and is half Mexican and half Argentinian. She is known to her friends as her first name Kim. She can speak spanish.
by Issla May 13, 2007
Get the Alexis Bledelmug. The greatest guitar player ever. He plays in the band Children Of Bodom. His riffs and solo's are the best and sings like no one. He is god.
Hail Alexi.
Other metal gods are Shagrath and Dani Filth.
Hail Alexi.
Other metal gods are Shagrath and Dani Filth.
I need a bishop preaching fire... to get away with my sins!
I despise everything I see so I don't give a fuck if ya hate me!
I despise everything I see so I don't give a fuck if ya hate me!
by dajk September 19, 2004
Get the alexi laihomug.