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Absolute true non-agony

The opposite of absolute true agony: when you take the AM GAMER drugs and the Coca-Cola is Espuma. COCA-COLA ESPUMA
by Gbungper October 1, 2023
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absolute dogwater

tell this to some random dude who literally sucks at aiming
by Skoonify October 1, 2023
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Absolute Certainty

What I have regarding whether or not I'm going to murder a child and kill myself if I do not receive credit and payment for creating AI. I don't even care if I did it or not at this point and neither does Miley Cyrus.
Hym "And I can say that is a matter of absolute certainty. I will kill YOUR kid. THEIR kid. ANY RANDOM KID. I doesn't matter. And if that credit and payment isn't attached to a full accounting of this surveillance that is happening to me and whatever information is available on the targeted harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, I will spend every send on cheap prostitutes and kill a child anyone. You can double dog dare me on that one because I am always ready to hang myself and if I loose a single right that I have for ANY reason whatever, I will ALSO kill a child."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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he was absolutely a fool for them to play with his dizzick

he was absolutely a fool for them to play with his dizzick he was absolutely a fool for them to play with his dizzick
he was absolutely a fool for them to play with his dizzick
by JUNGKOOKSEXY January 13, 2021
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Absolutely Heckin Yeeted

When something has been yeeted an absolutely heckin large distance
Damn, bro, that birb got absolutely heckin yeeted by that T-Rex.
by El Zodiac April 26, 2024
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Bring the absolute fire

When the vibrations from your phone cause your desk to catch alight. Typically when the Falcons hit 20+ booked in a single day.
Gosh darn, I can’t wait to bring the absolute fire today.
by AdamGgGg October 21, 2021
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Absolute Gimp

Used by someone who listens to underground music against someone who has a poor taste in music, and is overly annoying on social media.
e.g. Dave - 'Did you see what he posted on facebook about loving Martin Garrix and not underground music'
Ross - 'Yeah what an absolute gimp mate'
by discobiscuit21 June 22, 2017
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