that's absolutely bonkers

Used by anime - loving/band kids who spend their time on discord trying to say this phrase.

Person A: Yo bro you hear about ur mom cheating on ur dad
Person B: That's absolutely bonkers bro

by Grammar Error August 15, 2023

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absolute gibberish

absolute gibberish to the point where you can't understand shit.

person 1: "fkijdhkfiusdfgdisfudsl"
person 2: tf

person 3: its absolute gibberish

by -ASUTE- September 14, 2022

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Absolute Gibberish

Text That Has No Meaning Behind It

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Absolute Gibberish

by fwefff September 11, 2022

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absolute heater

A fart that is so foul in smell that it leaves your anus with a hot or burning sensation

Laid down an absolute heater at work the other day, it cleared out the whole cubicle.

by TheREALFartyMcFly February 13, 2024

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Absolute convict

A way of mildly offending someone without crossing any homophobic, racist, or inappropriate boundaries, usually meant light heartedly, but sometimes with harsh intent.

Used with the intent of being racist actually, and as a matter of fact, a lot of the time is meant to make someone hate their life, so yeah, have fun you bunch of gay cunts.

Oh has you seen that fucking nigga, he’s an absolute convict, robbing bikes n shit.

by Ryisanonce February 03, 2019

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