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absolute cinema

Term used to describe peak fiction or 'summat.

I don't know what the hell kids are saying these days, I'm old man.
"Hey did you see the latest game?"

"Aw yeah bru my brudda bruv cuz brother man, that was absolute cinema."
by Raedellion February 19, 2025
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Absolutely pulverised

When you are run over by a 400 ton truck
by She’s a baddie bro 10/10 February 22, 2023
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Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection
That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.
by Atom500 January 9, 2020
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absolute wah

The funny waluigi and wario phrase. except absolute wah means very based

WAA AWA AWA WAA WA AWA WANYA
(waddle dee reference)
person: look!!! see that goomba
person 2: yesh. what about it??? (yesh intentional)
person: it is an absolute wah
by sh1dandp1zz May 12, 2022
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absolute gronk

Norman was an absolute gronk for hoarding all the idlis
by YaboyPK123 July 7, 2023
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Absolute Carrot

An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.
Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
by EliTried December 21, 2021
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