Abercrombie Ears

The condition one's auditory senses are in after spending more than 20 minutes in an Abercrombie&Fitch store. One may suffer from Abercrombie Ears for mere minutes, or for hours on end of muffled, incoherent sound due to the lessened sensitivity of the hearing.

"Girl, you'll need to speak up a bit, I've got Abercrombie Ears."

by Anonymous717191 May 26, 2012

Abercrombied

When a company hires you solely based on your attractiveness. (Which is what Abercrombie and Fitch does.)

My job application clearly stated that I wanted to do some behind-the-scenes work, but they put me in as a cashier so that they could make more money. I think I just got abercrombied!!

by MandyMeowington5 September 22, 2013

Abercrombie and Fitch Models

A boy, or group of boys, usually in their twenties, (and usually white) who look and dress like typical Abercrombie and Fitch models. Or, in other words, guys with toned yet slim bodies, preppy clothing, and styled wavy hair. Generally the boy version of the insult "all girls dress the same," or "typical white girl."

Friend 1: Did you enjoy the movie?

Friend 2: It was okay. Wish they would have used realistic actors instead of just a bunch of Abercrombie and Fitch Models.

by SeanJohnSilver September 29, 2015

Abercrombie and Fitch

A shitty clothing brand that is incorrectly associated with the preppy style.

Guy 1: I’m thinking of getting some shirts from Abercrombie and Fitch.

Guy 2: Why? Their shirts are overpriced and feel like sandpaper.

by Næþālîc April 4, 2021

abercrombie

a clothing store for preps and hot bitches like me. has a beachy style, must be hot to work there (wtf!) but a great place to check out hot people.no this place does not mean that ur super rich, it all depends.

hey let's go to abercrombie, i haven't been there in hecka long.

by Helena April 1, 2005

abercrombie and fitch

the best store ever that i dont know what i would wear if it wasnt there!

i love abercrombie...its the greatest!

by becky February 26, 2005

Abercrombie

the coolest store ever: it sells clothes that make you feel and look hotter than the people around you. also they sell jeans that feel like you have owned thwm forever and who dosen't like to feel comfy? it makes boys stare and girls glare.any one who hates it either can't afford it or is simply "too cool" for it.

boy to friend: wow she looks hotter than my girlfriend in that skirt! i want her! she must be wearing Abercrombie!
girl to friend: uh! what a whore
girl to self: i have to get that skirt!!

by Shelby Kay October 4, 2005