Felix

Felix = swag

"Oh hey Felix, you re swag"

by Stan The Big Man February 9, 2023

Felix

Felix is the type of guy that tempts to be brighter than anyone you have ever met, His smile is the most best thing you can ever see in your whole life, his smiles glistens and shines every time he smiles. His smile can make the sun look weak compared to someone like him. Even if you catch a glimpse of Felix eyes, you start to doze off into his eyes, it starts to feel like you can see the moons of Jupiter, the rings of Saturn, the whole universe in his eyes.Felix makes you feel like you belong here, he helps you with stuff other people won't. He is the most perfect person you could ever imagine off. Everyone needs a Felix in their life. To the extent of this universe, I love Felix

“Guy: look bro it’s a Felix.”
“Girl: SMASH”

by BLUBBBU November 20, 2023

Felix

Gay
Your uncle is cool
He has a boner right now ok thanks
Csjsgjs. Behest was a great day
He likes to hump anything in sight for 999 hours straight

That guy: that guy is a Felix
Oof noob: yeh I know ur uncle is cool then

by Yetetftu June 10, 2019

Felix

The cutest person, and best friend, is always a god at league of legends and will be known as the greatest of all times

OMG its felix

by hi im bobby February 11, 2021

Felix

A tan dude kind, caring and a lad he hates Louis and has many friends. many say he has a big penis and we all know he does. hes good at call of duty and has been playing it since he was 3 . his brothers are dicks and hate them. He shouts the boys with food and never cares.

over all hes good at minecraft and call of duty, has lots of friends and everyone likes him.
every girl wants to date him but never say

*whispers* Felix is sooo hot eh
yeh he is

by C0ckm4st3r6942069 March 25, 2021

A Saucy Felix

When someone has a maple syrup enema that is so large that they become full to the brim. They then wait for the opportune moment to sneeze on an unsuspecting victims stack of pancakes.

These pancakes are drier than a nuns chuff mate! Where's a Saucy Felix when you need one?

by ageagainsthemachine April 9, 2021

A Felix

A stupid, slow, dumb guy with dumb glasses and a even dumber sense of humor. He can only pull people with bad intentions. But he can bake if you're into that. He's also probably autistic but it's entirely unrelated to him being stupid.

"I'm so glad I'm not dating a Felix, I've heard they're very stupid..."

"I wouldn't mind dating a Felix as long as he bakes for me."

by TheDiddlerOfMen December 1, 2024