Ryan

similar to the Shane but gayer, and they name Ryan

person 1: faggot
Ryan: ok

by fart nigga penis faggot March 17, 2022

Ryan

A very funny friend who has a great sense of humour (that might be a bit offensive at times)

Warning Ryan might sound racist and/or homophobic and/or sexist but that’s just there humour

by I giv zuk March 22, 2022

Ryan

A hot guy. Very very hot. Kind of an asshole but like in the hottest way possible. But unfortunately, the sex doesn’t live up to its potential. He lasts 30 secs max.

Girl: Did you really just cum in 30 seconds?

Ryan: Sorry. I’m a Ryan what did you expect.

by hotelboston April 2, 2022

Ryan

a lying bitch who makes everything about themself. typically causes drama and can be seen in his/hers mothers basement. basically, a vampire. some traits of a Ryan is tall, quiet, “depressed”, and has no social life.

“Man that guy ruined my self confidence and positivity…. what a Ryan!”

by ambamam April 15, 2022

Ryan

Hottest kid on the planet and doesn't say the n word

Person 1 "have you met ryan?"
Person 2 "yea he's hot"

by saketh December 26, 2020

Ryan

If your name is Ryan your a very nice funny caring person that gets in trouble sometimes but still has a big heart you put others before yourself especially if your dating that person people often think your saying Brian when you introduce yourself

Person 1: hi my name is Ryan

Person 2: nice to meet you Brian

by Miiiaaaaa January 18, 2021

Ryan

Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.

Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.

Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.

by Ryan's Shit. January 31, 2021