Jonathan Swift

Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.

"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".

by Jodan Daisu July 10, 2017

jonathan kelly

Jonathan Kelly is an amazing guy that you will love for ever. He can be one of your best friend or your best lover. He is sweeet, handsom, funny, athletic, smart, kind, generous, and is one of the best people you will meet. If you are lucky enough to call him yours he will never leave you. He is the best kisser you will ever kiss, his lips are so soft, but when you start kissing you won't want to stop. So if you get the chance to marry or date a Jonathan Kelly you are the luckiest woman in the world.

Damn his lips are soft he must be a Jonathan Kelly.

by Shannon_twolve50 December 1, 2013

Jonathan (Cas)

A retard that vapes in class

One Moto moto’s best friends

Sells vapes
Got kicked out
Mostly used as an insult
Has good mucis taste

Yo fagamoto, dont be a jonathan (cas) be an Awun instead

by WordMaster60 March 21, 2019

Wet Jonathan

Person who drinks his own cum or piss

Bob talk to much shit you wet Jonathan!

by Zaper939 October 19, 2021

Jonathan Galindo

He may be dangerous in other countries, but im vietnam, he is a clown

Jonathan Galindo : i know your address

Vietnamese: du ma solo yasuo

by Fiendly poople September 4, 2020

jonathan plank

Attempting to do something on a scooter/skateboard and then falling over and then landing in a planking like position

Jonathan: i can do that 4 stair
daniel:you can do it
Every1: Dude hes planking
Blake: im cool

jonathan plank

by jndfkkjdgxcgffxgcjgytfdfghfyfg July 17, 2011

Jonathan Crane

Submissive kinky man

"wow Jonathan Crane is smoking today"

by Wennie :) July 5, 2022