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Jake

A guy who usually is blonde and has blue eyes.
Secretly has an obsession over vampire tv shows. Not committed he's a one night type of fella. Randomly likes to smile, even if his cat dies.
Boy 1: why does he smile all the time

Boy 2: idk he's looking like a victor smiling all the time
Boy 3: what can you say he's a jake
by Yoloswagnan March 25, 2017
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Perpetually drunk Aussie who molests French Men
OMG, stop crawling on the floor and acting like Jake. It's really annoying.
by Mrtoogood April 18, 2017
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A welsh cheating bastard ;; usually has blonde hair and is gay ;; they have a 1.1 inch and 2.2 when erected
Jake is a dick
by CHARBULL March 2, 2017
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Dumb, crazy, not funny, yeets water bottles for fun, throw rocks at birds
by Lil pony king February 21, 2019
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Jake, He is very very! Gay he would love to get you on his bed, he also loves little boys and girls across america
Gay is when a boy (jake) loves other MEN! just like him
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Jakes are usually nice when you first meet them but they eventually become jerks. They are normally either really short or really y’all. Usually blonde and can barely get a girl. They love fortnite and are pretty weird..
Gosh that kid is short! He must be a jake
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A boy who’s eyes sparkle brighter than the sun. They’re perfect and look a bit like the ocean with touches of sea weed. He’s probably cute as fuck. He has all the girls on his tail and is probably shipped with about 10 girls.

He has many female friends and can sometimes be a bit of an asshole and not reply to you, or even leave you on seen. But if you go for long enough he’ll come running back.

If you end up dating a jake, good luck because he probably has more mood swings than a girl on her period.
He’ll do anything to protect people he’s close to and will look after you more than anyone you’ll ever meet. He probably has amazing taste in music and a perfect sense of humour.
Adam: Did you hear what that guy was listening to?
Amanda: yeah it was awesome, he must be a jake
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