Illford Baker

A furry baker from Illford town that loves vore.

Ivula: Keora is an Illford baker. You can see it in their mouth.

by Yoneroal October 25, 2011

Baker High School

Dead School. Inactive. Trash. Flop High School.

Why is Baker High School so smelly?

by Random Guy On Google Chrome May 7, 2021

Open Minded Baker

A female baker that derives her baking ability from receiving oral sex. Her full power is achieved after 32 consecutive hours of the act.

Xavierella has issues with job security due to her need for constant cunnilingus, but this is the price you pay for being an open minded baker. The cookies she bakes for subway cause instant orgasm.

by EntrancingBear February 8, 2021

Cade Baker Moment

A "Cade Baker Moment" is a brief moment that only few will understand. A moment so hilarious that no normal person will understand. Those who tend to understand are know as a, "Cade Baker." When talking about the myth himself others tend to make seemingly unfunny jokes which relate to, "Cade Baker"

When, "The Fish is a Baby" is one of the first Cade Baker Moments

by RottenTuna October 18, 2021

terry pretzel baker

A solo sexual position that involves an old man placing legs up behind head and double fisting himself

I was walking down the bribie island beach minding my own business when i saw a terry pretzel baker. I almost vomited

by D Punch July 30, 2018

a Baker's Shit ton

When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".

Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."

by GlazeHer October 30, 2013

Jack Baker Solution

Cutting off the tops of your socks with a pocket knife, in order to wipe your ass when no toilet paper or other paper products are available. Thus enabling you to keep the lower portion as a sock still. Most commonly used in the Latin american countries where toilet paper is precious. See also " Sock Monkey ".

I had an explosive case of Diarhhea in the Gas station bathroom before I realized there was no toliet paper or towels. However I was safe because I used the "Jack Baker Solution". THANKS JACK!

by Shatty Mcshatster December 28, 2007