The method of hanging your skateboard in your locker, done by looping a bungee cord through your trucks and hanging it around a hook.
Boy 1: Hey man, nice board.
Boy 2: Thanks, but I can't find a place to put it, it's wet and I don't wanna pay a $50 dollar fine replacing my text books.
Boy 1: Here, take this bungee cord, use the J-Method.
Boy 2: Thanks, but I can't find a place to put it, it's wet and I don't wanna pay a $50 dollar fine replacing my text books.
Boy 1: Here, take this bungee cord, use the J-Method.
by Ninjakitteh18 March 5, 2010
Get the J-Methodmug. J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
Get the J-beaningmug. A younger man usually in his 20’s. He’s the Big Dick on the block where ever he is at, even if he isn’t. And won’t hesitate to put a fool in his place. Highly immature and childish at times, and cant ever keep commitments.
Here comes Big J and some of his dude bros, probably coming to do some rabble rousing or schmoozing.
by Boliver T. Shagnasty April 7, 2019
Get the Big Jmug. A famous naked man from norway, he was famous for sending naked pictures to preteens in bærum. he used to ask girls: "you want to see my "Sky J?" He was a preteen at the time so the authoritys couldnt do anything.
To day his not that famous, he plays in a wig wam wannabe rock band as a drummer. and he is also dubbing "Mot i brøstet" & "Karl & CO" (Norwegian comedy shows) with his outstanding rare laughter.
To day his not that famous, he plays in a wig wam wannabe rock band as a drummer. and he is also dubbing "Mot i brøstet" & "Karl & CO" (Norwegian comedy shows) with his outstanding rare laughter.
by luckystroke December 9, 2010
Get the Sky Jmug. A majestic unicorn like human that does live streams on MeetMe that has a majestic beard that any human would gladly wish to grow upon their chin. Zeus J is often times seen saying "cool george" to an extremely weird man named Georgeous that comes to his stream .
by Someonethatluvstacobell June 27, 2022
Get the Zeus Jmug. J patty is a Jamaican Beef Patty (soft dough which surrounds a spicy beef mixture). It is typically sold by street venders and is commonly found in train stations, subways, or very low class dinners. It is served at room temperature and has shelf life of about 3 months. However due to its texture and form it is possible to be sold a J Patty that is at least 3 years old and you may never know. Regardless of its age a J Patty will produce the same effect on the human body. A restless night of making love to a toilet out rear-end.
The J Patty.. Americas best creation.
The J Patty.. Americas best creation.
J PATTY ME
by The JPatty eater July 10, 2010
Get the J pattymug. by Jackyboy5 July 18, 2019
Get the j cubemug.