What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023

What is diddy blud doing on the calculator

Is when you found the answer to 6+7+6+7+41

“ what is diddy blud doing on the calculator”

“ i am trying to find the answer to 6+7+6+7+41”

by Okhon November 5, 2025

a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do

When a girl has to do when a girl what she has to do.
Doing something slutty or wrong

Camila: a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do

Fuad : does she wanna gw me

Camila no you’re an opp boy pagan

Rodrigo:would you gw Fuad

Camila: a girl gotta do what a girl gotta do

Rodrigo: so yes
Camila : no he’s butters

by 1122344656565656 May 10, 2021

whats im gonna do

a common phrase between incompetent math teachers that know nothing about math

whats im gonna do is add 1+1 which equal 298

by commonjordanian2000 November 30, 2019

whats im gonna do

a common phrase used by incompetent middle aged math teachers

whats im gonna do is oben cobybook

by commonjordanian2000 November 30, 2019

what it do

ultimate phrase

a.) Most commonly used as either a statement of fact or a rhetorical compliment legitimizing someone or something's already apparent greatness.

b.) An affirmation of something being clearly and undebatably epic.

*(to clarify: "what it do" is not an answerable question and does not have to end with a question mark.)

Example #1:

Person #1: Yo man your lamborghini is so sick what it do
Person #1: I know right! Thanks man

Example #2:

Person #1: woah i love the weather today
Person #2: i love the rain so much and it is pouring much. what . it. do.
Person #1: YES I KNOW RIGHT

by auburnvhibe October 11, 2018

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2024