Walking NPC

when someone is being an npc

mf 1: you have GYAT to be rizzing me! only in OHIO!
mf 2: u a walking NPC 💀

by drizzyglizzy October 1, 2023

mall-walking

When people get to a certain age they walk around the mall instead of walking outside.

The toilet is always near when you're mall-walking.

by CanadianTobyandAbel January 17, 2016

Snowshoe walking

The whitest activity ever.

Snowshoe walking in Montana is the whitest thing ever!

by Bobdonis December 25, 2016

Charlie Walking

Getting naked and walking around in front of your assistants in an attempt to expose mutual sexual interest. Originated by Charlie Rose.

After rejecting multiple advances by Bruce, Janet finally resigned after he kept Charlie Walking her.

by KennethNoisewater November 21, 2017

Tijuana walking boot

The act of taking a shit into a pair of walking boots and parading around while wearing nothing but them as if it were a completely normal occurance.

Man 1: so how was your night last night

Man 2: me and my wife got super high and took a stroll in a Tijuana walking boot

by TheTwoStooges July 7, 2019

david washington

cool cool

i am david washington

by epic epic man October 8, 2019

Beef Washington

An interesting sexual position that only works during male-female sex and involves missionary but the only exception is that the male wears a white wig (on his cock/penis/phallus/shaft/dick/schlong/human stick shift/tower of power) the woman on the other hand, has to have a tattoo above the vagina that says “Mississippi River” and the rest is history

Guy 1: What’s up dude, did you do sex last night?
Guys 2: Yeah man, Makayla and I did the Beef Washington

by Your.local.dumbass November 14, 2021