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Walmart Yodel Boy

White country boy who is yodeling in the middle of walmart
Walmart Yodel Boy: "Lord I love to hear her when she calls me swEEET DAAADdddy"
by $Guru May 21, 2018
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Walmart worker

A very lazy person
Look at that walmart worker doing nothing just sitting on his ass
by Diddle whole September 27, 2018
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Walmart ready

Last nights make up, need to wash your hair and you are in your laundry day clothes? It's okay you can go out in Public you are "Walmart ready"!
I can't go to Target look at me I'm "Walmart ready".
by willyd1968 August 25, 2018
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Walmart Creature

Some one more sophisticated than a hobo, but less than white trash. They are usually poor, but never realize when they are close to being extremely rich. They might not be good at reading in general, or be educated past middle school. Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, for example, are Walmart Creatures
person1: Ew, look a Walmart Creature.
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?
by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom November 1, 2018
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Walmart Challenge

The Walmart challenge requires you and a couple other friends (preferably 2) to go to walmart and pick food for one another. The catch is that the person you are picking for cannot know what item you have selected for them. Once you have each other’s foods, you blindfold each other 1 at a time and have them try the selected food, hoping that one of them throws up
Boy 1: bro I’m so bored what do you wanna do?
Boy 2 : bro let’s do the Walmart challenge
Boy 3: hell yeah!!
by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018
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Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin
“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”
by gman91478 November 30, 2018
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walmart milf

a MILF who looks like she shops in the maternity section at walmart. exterior look is preferably a big, chunky white woman.
that lady taking iggy for a walk in the parking lot sure looks like a walmart milf.
by $uper $pooky January 17, 2019
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