vanity strength

The appearance of having great strength, but really having the strength of a sick nine year school girl.

Person 1: Did you see how strong Tom got over the summer.
Person 2: Ugh. It’s vanity strength. He helped me move and couldn’t even pick up a box of clothes.

Person 1: Man what a bitch.

by That+guy November 4, 2017

Vagitate

A woman’s preferred activity on her heaviest flow days.

I don’t want worry about ruining my pants while shopping today — let’s just stay home and vagitate.”

by AnasRealHusband November 18, 2017

vagitus

Being a vagina, or not being down to hang out.

Example hey Friend you don’t want to hang out today ? No ? I think you got that disease, vagitus

by xYaDSxSmiley January 28, 2018

vaitieri

Curvy girl with giant breasts. Usually Central American (Salvadorian). Has curly hair. Prefers being called daddy.

Her name is Vaitieri but I love calling that bitch daddy

by fatmami May 8, 2018

vanity breeding

Purposely conceiving a human child with the intention of raising a person who resembles themselves literally and possibly figuratively.

"Despite the common knowledge of millions of starving orphans in the world, many wealthy and seemingly well-educated couples continued to engage in the tradition of vanity breeding. Their culture not only celebrated it, but also regarded those who chose not to with disappointment, and sometimes even contempt."

by Dirt3:8 May 14, 2018

Vaitalis

Vaitalis is one of the most eccentric individuals you could meet. Everyday is different with one around. Fun-loving, crazy, and stands out in a crowd.

Who’s that dancing in the quad?
Oh that’s just Vaitalis.

by MeñoCreates June 10, 2018

Vanity

When Adisco beats everyone and gets to the finals only to chop last.

Adisco is the new definition for Vanity.

by gob3master July 5, 2018