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Valentine’s Day

The useless holiday trying to promote love and basically saying that you should hate everyone the other 364/365 days of the year.
In some people’s opinion, Valentine’s Day is the best holiday to have come. But in everyone else’s, it just reminds them how useless and lonely they are.
by RedHeadW/Temper February 14, 2019
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Valentino

Valentino is a buff, strong guy who can get any girl he wants but he sticks to only one girl. He is charming and very funny, which makes him very easy to talk to. As sweet as he is, he can be rough when needed. Valentino is a reliable guy who will never flake on you. We need more Valentino's in the world.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That's Valentino.
Person 1: He is very charming, is he single?
Person 2: He has a girlfriend who he loves very much.
by Avgastonan June 9, 2019
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Valentino

Sexc looking guy. Romantic loves women. Has to be cypriot..
the girls love him..
Valentino the kypreo.Vitha 89
by Valentino166 September 21, 2006
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Valentine's Day

Reminding everyone that they're alone and miserable.
Valentine's Day. Why do they have this holiday? All it's good for is making money and making single people feel horrible.
by FlareKitsune February 1, 2010
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Valentime-Out

A strategic short term break-up with a significant other immediately preceding Valentine's Day. Designed to avoid having to purchase expensive gifts, buy dinner, say nice things, and/or perform oral sex on Valentine's Day, yet still preserve the ability to resume the relationship shortly thereafter.
I really can't afford to take Magda out for Valentine's Day... so I think I will have to take a Valentime-Out from her until next week.
by goo wyko February 4, 2009
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Valentine

Literally giving your heart to someone for one day in February... if they accept, they are known as a "Valentine".

There are several different ways to ask:
1. The "Grade School Method" - Will you be my Valentine? Check YES NO or MAYBE
2. The "Charlie Brown Method" - Creating a hand crafted and laced heart shaped Valentine's Day card to the one you love
3. The "Tiffany Method" - Utilizing a popular public website to give your heart away. *see example*
You make me want to break every rule. Like the one that says when you play that flower petal game you have to alternate "I love you's" with "I love you not's" ...and the rule that says that only certain people are meant to be together...

Rules don't mean a thing. You were made for Me.

...and I don't want to give you my heart for just one day, but we'll take this one step at a time, so Melina...

Will you be my Valentine?
by T. McNeil February 25, 2011
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Valentime's Day

The 14th of February. It falls on the same day as Valentine's Day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds.
My daughter rocks, she got Valentimes from all the boys at school on Valentime's Day.
by WhyCome? February 16, 2007
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