Golden Urinal

The urinal of my dreams.
The urinal I will risk my life for.
The urinal I will spend an eternity searching for.
The mission I will pass on to my descendants.
This is the urinal that shall one day take over the minds of everyone in this earth, its message will spread out into the Milky Way and it will be the universe’s urinal.
Join me in my mission to obtain the golden urinal!
I will get the golden urinal if it’s the last thing I do
by Beepeepeep November 22, 2023
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Tare urine

1.A positive drug screen urine sample in prison
2.A targeted urine drug screen given by correctional officers in prison for a suspected drug user
1.I got 3 days degradation for a tare urine.
2.Hide the drugs I've been targetted for urine drug screen from the officers
by Baked dinner March 25, 2022
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Masculine Urination

Masculine Urination is peeing very hard to the point that it burns a hole through the toilet like a pressure washer, and then not flushing.
by thickcat3692 May 25, 2022
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Orgasmic Urination

An alternate term for “female ejaculation” or “squirt”
“OMG the sex was so good I orgasmically urinated!”

I love it when she orgasmically urinates all over my face”

“All women are capable of orgasmic urination, but not all ever achieve it”
by MapleSyrup87 April 08, 2020
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urine

1. the yellow stuff that comes out your kidneys
2. a beverage to drink when u got nothing to drink
Youtuber: hello today i am teaching you how to get a free lemonade

step 1. go to a public bathroom stall with an unflushed toliet

2. get a cup and put in the toilet and get some urine in it
3. enjoy!
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here October 12, 2021
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Tandem Urination

The point when you have become so close with someone that you want to share every moment, even taking a piss. The woman sits on the toilet spread eagle, and the man urinates between her thighs. Also, a great hobby for couples stuck in a rut.
Him: Babe, gotta pee!
Her: Me too! Let’s try out tandem urination!
by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017
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