A cracker (white nigga) that speaks his own language sometimes but over all is kinda chill. Careful, he can be easily aggravated and shatter your fucking ribcage. Each encounter has a 1/300 of an attack occurring, so the chances are slim but never none. Talan may also be part dolphin but no lab samples have ever came back positive. Side effects of prolonged talan exposure include but are not limited to, increased racism, loss of brain cells, increase in homosexual tendencies, and decrease in will to live.
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I didn’t cry when the relationship ended. I just sat there, feeling this... telanesis. It hurt, but it also felt like I could finally breathe again.
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Talan! *squeak squeak *
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Person: Tyankees love China because they think it's communist. I hate it because I think it's capitalist.
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