Fud-a-tron

A mechanical vagina. Must not be confused with transformers or the like.

He swaggers around this place like hes the bee's knees, but he's actually a mechanical fanny, a mean, fud-a-tron.

by stephen hawkings football boot June 23, 2011

Game of thrones

The show that no matter what character you like they will be sure to die.

Guy 1: Yeah you hear about how ... In game of thrones died
Guy 2: dude everybody dies get used to it

by Dat boi pk March 11, 2019

A Bloody Throne

When your in public and your menstrual pad leaks and the blood goes all over the chair you are sitting on

T-" I got a bloody Throne today..." Mark-"Oh no how awful!"

by <3mark March 31, 2019

Dress the Throne

Using specific lengths of toilet paper to lay on the toilet seat, so as to keep your naked butt from contacting the germ-ridden and disgusting, bare toilet seat.

I have to dress the throne before I sit down and shit because I don’t want dirty butt-cheeks.

I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.

by Seuodikno September 16, 2019

Toronto Maple Leafs

A pathetic hockey team from Toronto that completely sucks. Leaf fans like to think their franchise is comparable to the Chicago Cubs because they are popular losers but the fact of the matter is the Maple Leaf Gardens are gone so the team doesn't even have that mystical tradition on their side anymore. Now the Maple Leafs are just like any other team that play in a modern corporate arena.

Toronto is a really crappy sports town. The only people that like any of your crappy teams are Canadians that hate Americans and want to stick it to them by pulling for Toronto teams. Torontonians think all of Canada looks up to them but I have been to places like New York and Chicago and I live close to Boston so Toronto doesn't do it for me.

The Maple Leafs are crap. The Air Canada Center is for the oily corporate douche bags of Toronto that think they are big time Wall Street rollers. If they want to blow their money on BMW's and Toronto Maple Leaf tickets, that is fine by me.

The Toronto Maple Leafs have incredibility bland sweaters. They should wear the ones from the 1960's then at least they could suck with a bit of style.

by Bruins Fan 1982 August 22, 2009

Toronto

One hell of a city, and I mean that in a good way. It's often pronounced with a silent 't', making it sound like "Toronno", and the weather's only "terrible" if you're a pansy and can't handle it (the weather's not even bad at all, anyways). Many individuals state that Toronto is "smoggy and dirty", but this assumption is only correct if one is referring to 'downtown Toronto'. Many other areas of Toronto are perfectly clean, and downtown Toronto is not always smoggy (it has its smoggy and non-smoggy days just like any other large city would).
Most immigrants who come to Canada choose to settle in Toronto, and from experience it is the sad truth that a lot of ethnic groups call white people racist, even when it's them who are actually the racists.
Toronto is also home to the CN Tower, that giant skyscraper that Godzilla would most likely use as a toothpick if he ever came to Toronto or existed in the first place.

Person 1: I like Toronto, it's a nice Canadian city.
Person 2: omfg dude, Toronto sucks ass, u need 2 move to Vancouver its so much better!!11
Person 1: What are you, a four-year-old?
Person 2: NO IM NOT
Person 1: Then stop acting like one and keep your goddamn "Toronto bashing" to yourself.

by 5ordan December 25, 2008

toronto

Kay, anyone that's complaining about the high crime rate?
Google "toronto crime rate"
As Mark Pugash (a police spokesperson) puts it, "Toronto is a safe city. It is one of the safest cities in North America and we need to keep that in mind,"
Toronto's a great city, okay?
Quit dissing it!
:D

Toronto is one of the best cities ever.
IT IS NOT FILLED WITH METROSEXUALS AND HAIRY BROWN WOMEN!
>______>!

by Theefrond January 31, 2008