Trump

Someone so incredibly dumb that when you talk to them you get stroke immediately

Person 1: did you hear what nick said?
Person 2: snakfbskabehdubdbfjdnbxjfkapdn

Person 1: shit I knew he was a trump

by Yowatsup August 4, 2020

Trump

Trump (noun) - a person who consistently fails despite lying, cheating, or stealing to win.

Trump (verb) - to lie, cheat, and steal but still fail (likely due to hubris).

He tried to score with her by pretending to find her lost dog, but she found out he stole it in the first place. What a trump!

Even after hoodwinking half the nation, he totally trumped and lost the election.

by Mechabear January 18, 2021

Trump

To defecate in large proportions.

You might want to wait before you use the bathroom, it smells like someone just took a trump in there!

by KJ Powews November 1, 2020

Trump

A tactic used in politics to claim that you won the election when you lost.

This tactic is often used by a man who has orange skin, wears a toupee and is named donald

1. donald lost the election so he pulled a trump

by hillycard27 November 30, 2020

Trump

Trash, just trash

Uh god fucking Trump!

by Windmazer November 30, 2016

trumping

besting someone with that you had a trump card. "you activated my trap card," if the trap card was so valuable in play there that it changed the course of the game THERE, it was a trump card.
card, can refer to what you've used to act further into play

He had cards we didn't know about he kept trumping everyone at the table.

by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018

Trump

A big shit

Pull over at the next gas station, I have to take a trump!

by KJ Powews November 3, 2020