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Todd

A todd is Someone that often admires Another or notices Them in a positive fashion, but shows Thier emotions or feelings of said person in a passive fashion with the intent of a slight ruse by making things slightly more complicated for Them in Thier day to day lives, but as a some what twisted sign of respect, with a stupidly almost playful intent. Often a low IQ tactic used by shy, greedy and/or awkward personality types to hopefully garner some attention from that from which They notice while not having the nerve to engage in or play into Another for fear of looking bad in lieu of a lousy inferiority complex.

Similar to, but not quite a "buzzkill" but not nearly as extreme as a "wet blanket" though definitely on the very furthest edge of the umbrella. They have, in My opinion, a stronger (if any) intent to foster a decent rapport with that which whom They notice (assuming there isn't one already) which makes Thier motives far less toxic, but still frowned upon.
Eric: "Man Lansings girl Angela sure is something else."

Manny: "Heh. I'll say. Lucky guy. ^_^"

(Eric and Manny over hear Lansing and Angela speak)

Lansing: "Great party Mike! (Looking out the window) Hmmm. Looks like My car is double parked, even though there are plenty of empty spaces..."

Angela: "Isn't that Shawn's car?"

Lansing: "Yes. >_<"

Mike: "Again?! Yeah, but You know He's never been here for that long like ever. Even for parties. Probably just here to pick up some vicodin from Me... Doubt He'll be here for more than 10 minutes."

Angela: 'Heh, I had a feeling. Come on Lansing, Let's just enjoy Ourselves. :)"

Lansing: "Hahaha, yeah. You're right. ^_^ Anyways..."

*Meanwhile*

Eric: "Hmph, always with this guy double parking people, especially LaNsInG! :o"

Manny: "Yeah, especially Him and *hmh* Angela. ^^"

Eric: "I know right? What a todd. :/"
by 5753565645 May 23, 2024
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Todd-ing

(Gerund) See Doing a Ray, but less messy.
Cephus, why on earth are your forearms like a fiddler crab’s? You definitely must have been Todd-ing
by TruthInBourbon March 17, 2022
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Mayor Todd

Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.
1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.

2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021
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Tyler Quinn-Todd

The realest mf around, Tyler is that one loyal Asian friend that is fire at video games and slings mad dick. Tyler is a legend.
Yo look at my nigga Tyler Quinn-Todd wrestle that polar bear while banging that model!
by Certifiedmilkchicken May 9, 2023
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