Someone who has a friend who won't buy them a GOD DAMN PHONE AFTER THEY GOT SCAMMED OVER 3 TIMES! LIKE, HE PAYED HIS FRIEND OVER 400 BUCKS, BUT HE KEEPS ON LYING! Also someone who has another friend that says they have been to China and was playing in a game competition for the impossible quiz and the grand prize was platinum that is worth 150,000 dollars! Also, friends that try to get him a girlfriend... Also, a friend who won the spelling bee and loves making musical.lys. XD
Example 1: "Dude can you buy me this iphone 7 plus if I give you 400 bucks on ebay?" Friend: "Sure dude!" (A couple days later, he told you he scammed you) Example 2: Hey bro, I am rich bro cuz I went to China and won a competition! ;) Example 3: Friend "CHRIS, YOU NEED OT GET A GIRLFRIEND!" Chris: "What if don't want to?" Friend: "WELL TOO F*CKING BAD!" Example: Spelling Bee Dude: "Spell the word Harambe" Friend: "Can you use that in a sentence?" Spelling Bee Dude: "The kids put their dicks out for harambe due to his tragic death" Friend: "OHH, I got this! H-a-r-a-m-b-e!" Spelling Bee Dude: "HOLY SHIT M8, IM ACTUALLY AUSTRAILIAN. ALSO, YOU WON THE SPELLING BEE! WHAT A BARBIE ON THE GRILL!" Friend: "OMG! I totally gotta make am musically for this! Im so good! XD"
by ChrisGaming85 September 04, 2017
Someone who is a loser, lives a life of lies. Has done everything and anything in the world, but really hasn’t accomplished anything in life. A waste of air and space.
by Tattooedbitch December 25, 2019
Chris is a horrible dad. A cheater. Has a little penis. Is a liar. Thinks of only himself. Likes strippers.
Look isnt that Vikki husband at the strip club making out with that stripper Exotic? Just like a Chris.
by CaliforniaStar August 27, 2018
He's nice and funny, he might seem and but unemotional but he really is quite emotional. He always seems like he is wearing cologne but he isn't. He has really nice hair but has to put gel on it to prevent you from staring. he's comforting even if he isn't there.
by Nicompoop Karis October 06, 2018
A fat bitch that sucks Isaiah's massive PENIS and they fuck every night. Isaiah sticks his finger in his dick hole and Isaiah gets a nuke figure and shoves it in his asshole. Isaiah moans as he sticks Chris dick 10 feet in his mouth and digests his donkey Kong dick. That the way Chris want to spend every weekend.
PS YES DADDY
PS YES DADDY
Chris- Isaiah your dick is so huge
Isaiah-Do you want to slowly rub it as i put moisturizer on it
Chris- DADDY
Isaiah-Do you want to slowly rub it as i put moisturizer on it
Chris- DADDY
by Ssssssssssssssssssss454 November 18, 2019
Chris....hmmm where do I start , loves getting drunk and getting “hoes” loves old school cars and getting “turnt” usually has over 5 kids
by Jacob Daniel June 07, 2019
A country boy that is fit and handsome. And has a huge dick
what a guy he so damn hot. Man
What a stud.
what a guy he so damn hot. Man
What a stud.
by The cool man June 20, 2018