redneck thunder

(noun) When you think you hear thunder but you see no lightning and realize that it was just the engine of a large jacked-up truck. This happens commonly in the south.

(hears crackling sound) "Whoa!" "We should get out of the pool man, it must be storming. "

"Nah man, it's just redneck thunder, a bunch of people are headed to the mud bog. "

"Ah ok, we're fine then."

by guyinredshirt June 28, 2014

Slavic Thunder

Slavic Thunder is a very hard cough or sneeze - originally caused by tuberculosis, however it can be used to represent a very bad cough.

"Of course I couldn't come into work last week - all you could hear in my house is Slavic Thunder!"

by Linden2K April 12, 2018

Retard thunder

When someone goes full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night”
Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”

by Jesus Chris December 05, 2017

Retard thunder

When you go full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night “
Jessica: “Amazing! He went retard thunder on me! It felt amazing!”

by Jesus Chris December 05, 2017

Thunder Jug

Toilet

After several drinks Jerry had to go use the Thunder Jug to relieve himself.

by Nice guy Jerry January 08, 2019

Ceiling Thunder

The loud thunder-like sound when desks are moving on the floor above you.

Yo bro did you just hear that ceiling thunder?

by imryan October 04, 2013

The Thunder Monkeys

A comedic punk band based out of Georgia.

“Bro, I hate The Thunder Monkeys”
“Me too”

by dickdickpoopoo August 05, 2020