three bag girl

A chick so ugly that you need three bags to bang her: a bag for your head, a bag for hers, and a body bag to dispose of the evidence, so as to avoid ridicule.

After a few too many shots, Steve was ready to fuck anyone in the bar with a vagina, even the three bag girl sitting alone in the corner.

by Fuck em all to death December 16, 2016

three legged hyena

When a person in need of a lay has made several attempts at scoring with slumpbuster things being desperate and the onset of boom boom backup at hand, one digs deep into the ugly for a three legged hyena. This individual is, well, hideous and serves only one purpose, to release the pressure and help get back on track scoring.

Damn did you see _____ last night? That sure was a three legged hyena they went home with!

by BossSaxo July 27, 2017

three finger fatty bo batty

A giant, three finger pinch of snuff usually taken by someone who comes up and asks to bum a pinch off of you. He'll come up and ask, then take half your can in a single pinch.

Koby: "Hey man, can I get a pinch of snuff from you?"
Steve: "Yeah, but don't be takin' no three finger fatty bo batty."

by truthpolicemotherfucker September 24, 2019

First Three Albums Theory

The theory that any combination of the first three albums by a band have higher ratings than albums four and higher. Basically, albums one through three are all better than any album released after the thid album.

Only full length albums apply.
Abbreiviated FTA Theory.

Eminem is a great example on the First Three Albums Theory.

by Domocunt February 4, 2010

Level Three

The level after Level One and Level Two. At this level, things will probably get fucked up. Puppies and kittens will be thrown for long distance, middle finger enemas will be given, and babies will be punched so hard their tiny brains explode.

If someone has gone Level Three, clear the fuck out.

Person 1: So, she turned to me and told me to shut up and leave her alone. That pissed me off. I'm about to go Level Three in here.

Person 2: Oh, shit, hang on. Let me get a few miles away first.

by Lifeinsteps May 29, 2012

the three j`s

Ginger, Jew and Jersey. Used by Eric Cartman on a South Park episode. Personally, I don`t think it even makes sense as the word {ginger} is spelt with a G. It`s Eric though, so what do you expect.

I saw a person with the three j`s yesterday, I can`t believe it!

by MyselfandMyselfAlso February 23, 2014

The Three Laws of Procrastination

1. There is always 'later'.

2. The more work there is to be done, the longer you will procrastinate.

3.

You're reading The Three Laws of Procrastination on urban dictionary.. There's got to be something better you could be doing with your life, right..? ... no?.....*sigh*

by TypewriterMonkey May 2, 2015